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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    To cheer us all up from a bad day; I present to you a collection of known things about our very own Chieck Tiote

    The Incredible Hulk got Cheick Tiote hands for Christmas.

    Cheick Tiote can fire seven shots out of a six shooter.

    Cheick Tiote CAN give 110 percent!

    Some people eat fruit by the yard, Cheick Tiote eats fruit by the mile.

    Like a good neighbor, Cheick Tiote is ALWAYS there!

    UFC actually stands for Unwilling to Fight Cheick

    Cheick Tiote begins Call of Duty at eleventh prestige.

    Cheick Tiote knows the Muffin Man.

    When Cheick Tiote watches a pot...it boils immidiately!

    Cheick Tiote can cut scissors with paper

    Cheick Tiote spelled backwards is Cheick Tiote.

    Feel free to add more :)
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 1, 2011
  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror he sees Cheick Tiote and ****s himself
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 1, 2011
  3. KingoStarr

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    Cheik Tiote Doesnt brush his teeth, he just dares them to get dirty
     
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    KingoStarr, Feb 1, 2011
  4. GrumpyTooth

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    cheick tiote doesn't wear superman pj's superman wears tiote pj's
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    See below....
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Feb 1, 2011
  6. RubenGC

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    Cheick Tiote is Saddam's WMD's
     
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  7. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Behind Chieck Tiotes forehead is a 3rd fist
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 1, 2011
  8. It's all gone Fabricio

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    Cheik tiote clapped his hands: This was the big bang
     
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    It's all gone Fabricio, Feb 1, 2011
  9. KingoStarr

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    Cheik Tiote can jump start a car by just attaching the cables to his nipples
     
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  10. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Cheick Tiote was inline to be the Stig but was to fast
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Feb 1, 2011

  11. KingoStarr

    KingoStarr Active Member

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    Cheik Tiote doesn't eat honey, He chews bees
     
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    KingoStarr, Feb 1, 2011
  12. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb! Active Member

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    Andy Carroll only joined Liverpool because he isn't man enough to be in the same team as Cheik Tiote
     
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    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!, Feb 1, 2011
  13. NobleGeordie

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    MC Hammer lets Tiote touch anything he wants
     
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    NobleGeordie, Feb 1, 2011
  14. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Tiote doesnt turn the light on, he turns the dark off.
     
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  15. RubenGC

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    Cheick Tiote didn't wear boots till he was 13, oh wait thats true.
     
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  16. It's all gone Fabricio

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    They said it was impossible for men to fly: Then cheik was born
     
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    It's all gone Fabricio, Feb 1, 2011
  17. I'm With Colo

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    Cheick Teote brings a knife to a gunfight...and punches the opposition.
     
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    I'm With Colo, Feb 1, 2011
  18. It's all gone Fabricio

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    Cheick tiote loves lamp
     
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    It's all gone Fabricio, Feb 1, 2011
  19. RubenGC

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    The lamp loves Cheick Tiote
     
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    RubenGC, Feb 1, 2011
  20. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Check tiote eats iron bars not chocolate bars..
     
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