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Threat Level Critical

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    https://www.mi5.gov.uk/threat-levels

    Police with machine guns at the stations, helicopters overhead in London. Next terror event imminent.

    "...terrorist cells also target less well-protected places frequented by Westerners. These could include locations where crowds gather such as social and retail venues, tourist sites and transport networks (rail, road and airports)."

    I might give Oxford Street a miss for a while but I am long overdue a trip to the lingerie section for an illicit gusset soiling (see previous thread) and also need new socks so I might have to flick the V's at the nutters and head on out to M&S.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    There will be a terrorist attack at a Westfield mall.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Which one?
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    So ****.
     
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  6. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    WARNING!! - I was at Glasgow's biggest shopping mall today and noticed that an Asian guy in his early 20's had dropped his wallet. I picked it up and caught up with him and handed it back to him. He said to me "thanks" then said "don't go to the Scottish Cup final on Sunday".... I said "how no?" and he said "cos the games on Saturday"...
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    ^^^^
    In the know
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Now raised to Super Super Critical.
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Tbh it should be ramped up again to Terminal. Yer all gonna die. Ye have the nutters on the streets now and that added to the terrorists is a recipe for Britain's very own Bloody Sunday in Chillwell or Seven Oaks
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nah Cheltenham wis ages ago and past without serious incident.
     
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  11. aberdude

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    stupid government scare tactics again
     
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  12. brb

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    Does anyone really worry about this ****!

    After travelling through the suburbs of Los Angeles some years back, London is like a breeze in the park, and if a ****ing great truck comes at yer, just step aside. If some nut comes at yer with a knife, pick up the biggest object and pummel his brain...simples. Naturally if it's a gun, **** yourself ;) Although I was in Miami in it's gun heydays, when any tourist was legal pickings.

    Typical British media scare mongering
     
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  13. brb

    brb CR250

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    Haha I actually wrote the above without seeing your post :)
     
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  14. aberdude

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    once you put the glasses on dude, we really do start seeing that THEY LIVE............

     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Where you been hidin ya Welsh ****?
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    In Wales?
     
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  17. aberdude

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    ive been busy making a coracle and painting cheese on toast on my kids plates 2 make em feel less hungry...........yourself?
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did you come here to kick ass and chew gum?
     
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    <laugh>....its the safest place in the world according 2 Mohamed and little baby jesus....other than the time the pope visited of course, there`s still many tortured souls left behind after that little coming of the lord>>>excuse the pun<<<
     
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  20. aberdude

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    well im all out of chewing gum :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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