This weeks Caption Competition

Greetings Gasheads, here`s this weeks caption competition. The wittiest caption wins an all expenses paid night out with Wisered or the alternative prize of 100 packets of strong laxative.

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Bloke in blue turns to mate, says "Cor, is that a photo of your missus"?! or "Imbreeding continues in Bristol as man is seen with small arm growing from head".

 

Boy says "David you're **** in goal and the defence is useless try this on, you might well be better at left back"

 

Young lad, says to Calamity "i said wipe your ass in it dont sign it"

 

Buy the way i would love to take Wize out!!!!

 

Father say to son "I've a photo of your mother here, too"!

 

"'Ere Gareth, take a look at this. New technology it is! They call 'em Mobile Phones. They're a phone, but they're mobile too. Marvellous"!

 

Lad says, "I'll hold it, just in case..............."

 

I might get 50p for this on ebay tomorrow.

 

Just take the bloody shirt, I cant take being a laughing stock anymore!

 

the lad - " and this spot here is bird **** ... it's meant to bring you luck so you had better have it cos you is crap and yer gonna need it!"

 

guy in middle wearing white city shirt: "i cant believe david james has just walked out to meet the fans forgetting he had just his boxers on from the waist down. i have to take a picture of this".

guy in blue shirt replies: "eww, thats rank. you have zoomed in enough to see his skidmarks on his ass"

old man on the left: "i got to take a picture of this. i like bums. i need new material."

steward: "yes sir, that twat who cant catch the ball who is classed as a keeper who gets £40k a year for it is in front of me. shall i shoot him now??"

boy in red shirt looking down: "he just just my hand. i think i just came in my pants".

david james: "oh crap. i have a turtle head poking out. give me that shirt now to wipe my ass with".

 

Welcome to Wales

 

man in yellow visability waistcoat, can you sign mine next please.

 

and he used to play for england, what happened

 

how do you spell my name again?
D A V I D J A M E S ..... I think, I ain't quite sure cos I comes from up Know all West!

 

"It could be a lot worse son, I could be playing for Rovers"!