Things you'd put in Room 101

Just back from a gig....so

Into room 101 with people (actually women)who ask me if they can stand in front of me at a gig because they're short and they can't see......Like tonight for example ..."No...if everyone shorter than me stood in front of me I wouldn't be at the front anymore, I'd be at the back. Oh and by the way if you gave enough of a **** you'd have got here earlier than me so you get a better spot wouldn't you...bye"

.............oh and Southerners

 

Whenever i go for a piss i usualy belt out a few lines of
I am what I am with no hands on the cock...
Always have plenty of room

 

I think this explains it best, at about 2'30" in to the clip. The rest is quite good as well.

 

You turn around? That's why she's there then!

 

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On the ball as always the Daily mail has the answer.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4366592/3ft-perfect-distance-Britons-stranger.html

 

I'm usually 1 of them.

I'd put urinals in Room 101. Dirty primitive things. Who wants to have a group piss really? It's just weird. All the jealous glances I get are annoying too.

All toilets should be cubicles and unisex.

 

Going OT but what tv programmes do you enjoy - Unsolved UFO Mysteries? Ghosthunting with Girls Aloud?

 

This. Because when you want to go for a dump there are no free places and when someone comes out of the cubicle you find they have pissed all over the seat. ****s they are and need one.

 

Absolutely, Plum! There's not many perks or up sides to the job for all us lavvy loiterers, sorry janitors, it's a hardship, but somebody has got to do it. Some shifts are more popular than others, Kemps, obviously!!







Only joking!!

 

Er no.

Anything that is well written.

 

Awww go on - share some examples.

I'm not being a dick here, I don't think GoT is one of the best written tv series ever. I enjoy it, but it's not in my top 5.

 

Blackadder, The Young Ones, any classic British comedy. Garth Marenghi's Dark Place is a firm favourite. Inside Number 9 was also very good in my opinion.

I've just finished watching Legion, it was brilliant, if not a little trippy.

 

I liked GMDP when it aired, but think The Young Ones and Blackadder were ****e at the time and have aged even worse.

 

In fairness, part of the appeal of TYO was the deliberate ****ness.

Partridge also goes without saying, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Scissored Isle was very good indeed.

 

is that around wales?

 

I didnt have you down as the type for the mosh pit Den.

I do suspect you don't respect urinal etiquette though.

 

What's wrong with arms touching at urinals

 

Ugh

I'd rather drink buckfast out of your shoe.

 

I think I do

It's ok to just unfurl it and lay it into the urinal while you piss so you don't have both hands busy isn't it?...that way you can answer messages on here while you're going (as I am now)