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  1. Deleted #

    Deleted # Well-Known Member

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    A lot of thing in life seem a little daft to me and sometimes annoying.

    Like, why do we spell Philippines with a 'Ph' but we spell Filipino with a 'F <<<< like that :emoticon-0121-angry

    Why do we continuously help the Yanks out when they turned their back on us in 1940 :emoticon-0121-angry

    Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs :bandit:
     
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  2. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Especially chocolate ones.
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Cocksucker.
     
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  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Why do storks carry (and deliver) human babies ?

    Why do people when mentioning the word 'lisp' pronounce it with one ?

    Why do fools fall in love ?
     
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  5. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Why do people say money isn`t important when they`re the ones with loads of it?

    Why do actors and singers think their political opinions are of the utmost importance?

    Why is it when soft food goes stale it goes hard and when hard food goes stale it goes soft?
     
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  6. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    Why when an experience or situation is crap time lasts forever, but when things are pleasurable, time is up in an instant.
     
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    You're talking about sex aren't you.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Why do boxer shorts have a cock hole? Who has ever used that hole?
     
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  9. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    Are you saying it can last more than an instant ? lol
     
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  10. grandpops

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    Why do ordinary people become complete arse holes when they get behind the wheel of a taxi?
     
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  11. Blind Corner

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    Why does the ugly duckling turn into a beautiful swan, is it some kind of genetic experiment?
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Why zzz men say?

    Why do some eateries only serve a full English breakfast in the morning (can't cook bacon & eggs in the afternoon, or something...?)?

    Why do hospitals charge for parking? Not like we have a choice for being there.

    Donald Trump. Why?
     
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  13. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Why do you use a blue font?
     
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  14. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    If you don't know by now, you haven't been paying attention :cheesy:

    Why haven't you been paying attention ?
     
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    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    You're correct, i wasn't paying attention and i'm sure my teacher used too say the same thing and she was right too.
     
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    Why are people so comfortable looking like massive ****ers on the internet.
     
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  17. Jack TheLad

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    Easy to hide behind a screen?
    OR
    Because they're massive ****ers in real life too?

    (did I get it right?)
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    No idea mate!
     
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  19. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    It wasn't a question anyway, 'cos there was no question mark !
    I said 'was no' in anticipation of a correction . . . . although there might not be one after saying this.
     
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  20. Jack TheLad

    Jack TheLad Well-Known Member

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :emoticon-0113-sleep:emoticon-0113-sleep

    Why do you pick up on spelling & grammar all the time?

    It's not an English lesson, it's an online forum. It's tedious.
     
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