Saving myself this weekend as I will be going to watch Dirty Dancing on Monday evening. Super excited. I'm hoping it's a lot of this >>>>>>>>
I'm going to pay my Ukranian "girlfriend" to come round and eat vegetarian pizza, smoke weed, piss my jeans, play Call of Durty, sniff horse tranquilizers and mong out until I have to get up on Monday wearing the same piss stained trousers, go to work in my incredibly well paid & vital job in I.T. before writing condescending comments on other people's threads on GC because I haven't had an original thought since first filling my nappy. Or I might do a bit of DIY and bake cakes. The garage needs clearing out and after trying an M&S Victoria sponge last week the family have said it is a waste of money as mine is far superior. please log in to view this image
Ironically your piss take Toby weekend sounds better than your visiting a grocery shop on a Saturday trying to control your urges to rape female joggers after going through next doors recycling bin for copys of last week's Metro whilst being stone cold sober and short.
Today I'm going to take my son to buy some hens as the other 2 got killed by a fox visit a nice Italian restaurant for lunch sit in the sun with my tap off and drink Spanish beer next to the pool. Maybe a BBQ tomorrow then listen to Radio Norfolk.
Off the wagon and on the lash tomorrow. Party at my wee cousins in Kincardine! Overnight stay and into the 'deid men' on Sunday morning; f**k knows from Sunday afternoon onwards!