He is clearly a winger otherwise the song doesn't make sense and he plays for ardley athletic in the pound stretcher Yorkshire South league 2
Nobody has ever bought a bird a pint, but jeff got her a Pernod and black by mistake and she head butted Sharon for looking at her boyfriend
Keeper Nick Townsend from Birmingham and striker Michael Smith from Swindon (on loan) brought in by Lee Johnson today. Smith got 18 goals for Swindon last season. What they getting rid of him for then?