THE "Teds Thread" Thread

I can't help it Beth. He makes me laugh. The poor lad obviously has undying love for somebody. Just can't figure out who......

 

I wonder if I can ban you "for stirring"...I will look into that!

 

finglass i havent fallen in love with beth im stronger than that she looks like miss world and im fat and bald and short im only 5ft2inches tall
what chance have i got there finglass im too old ,but if only if a had hair finglass id ask her to marry me
and we would get married at loftus road and ollie would be best man,we would arrive at loftus road in a solid gold charriott
pulled by 100 pusy cats and all the cats would be ginger cats
i can see it now finglass and on all the cats back there would be sitting a irish leprechaun
and each of the little men would be wearing qprtops
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU MY FRIEND FROM THE EMERALD ILSE HAVE A WONDERFULL CRISTMAS COME TO LOFTUS ROAD ON DECEMBER THE 14 ITS MY 62ND BIRTHDAY AND QPR WILL BEAT DERBY 4-0

 

IM WATCHING HONEY GEE NOW ON X FACTOR

 

You been at the Toilet Duck again, Ted?

 

UBBER HOOP THATS A CLASSIC ,NO IVE GOT OLLYMANIA MY OLD SON

 

LOVE LOVE LOVE
ALL I NEED IS LOVE
DA DA DA DA DA
ALL I NEED IS LOVE LOVE
LOVE IS ALL I NEED

 

HERTSFORDSHIRE IS THE ONLY MAN LIKE ME WHO WANTED HOLLOWAY GOOD MAN

I LOVE YOU MAN

 

olly just phoned me ive got to get 1000 likes by christmas only kiwi can help us now he lives in the sky he can help qpr win the league this season now we have the best manager in england we are going up

 

**** a penguin
I share my birthday with a bald sex dwarf
I wil be 56 next birthday
Live with a super fit woman
Shared a walk once with the lovely Beth
Still play football in a high standard and can still control a game as recent as Friday. Due to play at Crawley Town in late Nov ... maybe 30mins max
Oh and this year had three ops to remove Cancer from my head
Still under hospital control until next April

Gave all my money and assets away in 2006 (best thing I ever did)

2016 I owe nothing and live in the south of France. I purchased my house cash

6 years difference

You should have tried harder at school Ted. There is no excuse to make a happy life and make others happy doing so from the luxury of the UK

We are all privileged so your Unlucky Alf bollocks is like eating cat's ****

Accept yourself
Each day should be nothing but joy
When the bill comes in just think how much time you wasted ... you won't get it back

 

you shared a walk with beth,you dirty rat
how did you manage that
ive been hanging around the defectors weld every home game
ive worn a red carnation and shes ignored me all the same

 

Or even should HAVE or SHOULD'VE!!! It could never be should of!

 

shefford whats your thoughts on holloway return i actually wanted both warnock and ollie now that would guarantee promotion

 

Ted

I am over the moon that we have got Ollie back, especially as he has bought Marc Bircham in too. The very least they can do is give us back a bit of pride and passion - something that has been lacking for years. Being an Rs fan, you have to be realistic, we ain't gonna win the Premier League but the manner of our defeats recently have been shocking. I don't mind losing, but at least let's go down fighting. Now, tomorrow, always, U Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!!!!

 

1000 likes
not far off now ted

 

ted unmasked
you are safe now beth

Rory McGrath charged with stalking

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Image copyright Terry Harris/Paperpix.co.uk
Image caption Rory McGrath appeared before magistrates to deny a charge of stalking a woman
Television personality Rory McGrath has been charged with stalking.
Mr McGrath, 60, of Grantchester Street, Cambridge, is accused of stalking a woman for more than a year.
He appeared before magistrates in Huntingdon earlier and denied the charge.
Court papers state he sent the unnamed woman electronic communications, followed her and approached her. Mr McGrath is next expected to appear in court on 23 January

 

kiwi thats a funny one but i actually knew a swedish girl who was stalked and it really is horrible but the bloke who stalked her actually got a prison sentence
and yet even after prison he started stalking her again so eventually she had no choice but to go home to swedan what a horrible man he was
i tried to be a knight in shining armour by taking her home in my van
but somebody smashed the wing of my car in with a hammer,sp i got un involved i would have fought him one to one but he cowardly smashed up my car

 

what manager has just won three on the bounce and is considerrd to be a definate play off contender

 

Ted why are you trying to turn this site into Fantasy Island?
On here there many people with many differing views and sometimes we agree or disagree however we don't need to make threads childish threads up. Yes, you are correct Hollow has won 3 in a row and before that he lost six. With that percentage we would be just off relegation. That might be good for someone like you but for someone who looks beyond a few sound bites it isn't. We have beat 2 poor sides Wolves and Ipswich and a side who fans say, it was the worst performance of the season. By the end of the season If we have improved on last season I will be happy and if not, I won't.
If you cannot take 2 sides of a discussion maybe you should go back to Fantasy Island where you came from.

 

Ted, come on mate, you know it has nothing to do with Ian, it's Kiwi that has us winning again

Kiwi has got the R's fired up again so take bow son