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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Citizen Kane, Jan 12, 2017.

  1. deedub93

    deedub93 Well-Known Member

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    Some stadiums are cramped, there is always plenty of room there. Three seats for the price of one. Never mind the quality feel the width.
     
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  2. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    I gave you a like there for the old show, couldn't care less about West ham :grin:
     
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  3. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Sky are reporting that West Ham have dropped their interest in signing Olivier Giroud.

    More accurately, Olivier Giroud has indicated that he never had the slightest interest in signing for West Ham.

    I wonder how much 'That Brady Woman' paid Sky not to insert a laughing emoji alongside the story?
     
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  4. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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  5. deedub93

    deedub93 Well-Known Member

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    The problem is that one is not allowed to protect themselves or there family against nutters like this. The man who owned the house as mega restrained, and held the spammer until police arrived. The fact hat the sub-human piece of **** (that refers to his state of mind, not his colour) was high on booze and drugs and potentially dangerous means that it had it bee my house I would have not been so restrained.

    My friend in South Africa caught a burglar I his garage. However being allowed to have a gun he pulled it on the burglar and took him into his lounge. He told the burglar that he was going to call the police when then burglar said 'if you call the police I will be out on bail within a week then I will come back and kill you before raping and murdering your wife.

    My friend did no more than shoot him dead there and then as he wasn't prepared to take the risk and then he called the police. He told the police the guy tried to attack him so he shot him, the police said that he should have taken him back out to the garage before shooting him, he wouldn't have ruined his carpet.

    Those are the kind of laws we could use in the UK. Too often the victim is termed the criminal under British law.
     
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  6. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear oh dear...

    A West Scam blog under the title The hypocrisy of Spurs and Daniel Levy over of state aid (sic) tried to claim that we are in no position to be critical of West Scam defrauding the taxpayer of hundreds of millions of pounds because a Haringey council housing blog claimed that Haringey council are sending us £30.5m subsidy from the housing budget for a podium in front of WHL2.

    A few problems with the article...
    * The supposed smoking gun, the £30.5m pilfered from Haringey council, isn't a smoking gun but a rotting banana - the basis for this claim is a presentation from 2012 for plans which have long since been scrapped, or to put it another way Haringey never had to pay us a penny of it as we found funding from other sources
    * Their other claims about the club receiving £67m worth of public funding are a gross misrepresentation of the facts: the vast majority of that funding was allocated to Haringey council, not to Tottenham Hotspur FC
    * Tottenham Hotspur FC have not conspired with Boris Johnson and Seb Coent in order to defraud the British taxpayer out of hundreds of millions of pounds for an athletics stadium that is not fit to host football matches, and anyone trying to draw a comparison between the two is a ****ing idiot
     
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  7. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40625646

    Joe Hart joins the Spammers on loan.
    'I can't wait to take this club back to where they truly belong - the middle of the 2nd tier of English football. And I can't think of anyone more qualified to achieve that goal......'

    Ok, I might have paraphrased a little.... <laugh>
     
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  8. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    Did you get the sly wum right at the end of his comments?

    "I always enjoyed playing against West Ham"

    I wonder why... <whistle>
     
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  9. That's almost worth a 'No ****, Sherlock' reference
     
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  10. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    Now they've signed Arnautovic for £24m.

    <laugh>
     
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  11. He and Carroll will be bookends...... either end of a treatment table <laugh>
     
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  12. IMG_0456.JPG IMG_0457.JPG
    Are they related??? We should be told!!
     
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  13. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    <laugh>

    I might sound old-fashioned (I'm only 30), but I find the man-bun repulsive.

    Arnautovic is basically a petulant, even lazier version of Chadli. Not entirely sure why they wanted him so badly but ho hum.
     
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  14. This :emoticon-0148-yes:
    And I think OS might agree with us!! <laugh>
     
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  15. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Upon Joe Hart's arrival on loan at the Spammers, their vertically challenged idiot of a Chairman said that he was "the best goalkeeper that he had ever worked with."

    Unsurprisingly, this was somewhat irksome to the existing goalkeepers at the club. Adrien tweeted this by way of response........"Thanks for your sincerity. But you still have two great professionals respecting, fighting and defending this badge."

    Something tells me that Adrien may be looking for a taxi number?

    ****ing amateurs!
     
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  16. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    <laugh>

    Such a colossal bellend.

    Adrian is actually quite a decent keeper.
     
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    And probably the reason the Spanners will not be setting
    the record for the most empty stadium in the Championship
    2017-18 season.
     
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    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    And most importantly, Adrian is not as "seasoned international dg" as Hart is.
     
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  19. Randolph is also a decent keeper.
    Nothing like being valued by your employer......
    DG constantly strives to be the biggest twat in the game and generally is successful in his efforts!
     
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  20. SpursDisciple

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    Interesting use of the phrase "worked with". Unless Hart has a porn background that we don't know?
     
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