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  1. MIGHTY

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    Alice worked at the local stables and all the Horse manure she smelt a bit but had a heart of gold,,and on Saturdays she always,,,,,,,,,,,
     
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    ****ed one of the stable lads off, but on Sundays she'd............
     
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    .... booked in Mighty & Brissie for their felching class, to try to stop them burning themselves with the red hot poker they used to prod the gerbil. "I wodner how much I'll get for the video", she though. If only they'd keep their gimp masks on, instead of frightening the viewers with ....
     
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    their rendition of Right said Fred's 'I'm too sexy....
     
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    after shaving their heads and showing their 6 packs and bopping all night they got in the Helicopter which they had nicked the night before and flew off to.......
     
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    See Elton John.

    Imagine their surprise when...
     
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    ... Brissie & Mighty managed to arrange a threesome with him .....
     
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    we got on stage the 3 of us and sang crocodile rock................badly,, then we saw Susie will never forget it
    I remember when rock was young me and Susie had so much fun.................but now I'm 32 she says I'm too old.............what next I thought ...
     
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    <laugh> Love the madness obviously some serious chems in play tonight. Well done cant wait for soap 3 so usin in it on my scrote now
     
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    .... then Brissie dropped his trousers ...... and so did Elton. "About bloody time", thought Mighty, grabbing a foot-thick dildo, "time to ....
     
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    get the gimp mask on and...
     
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    ...........try to hide my shame. Elton John? Oh, the shame.........where's Cliffy when you need......
     
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    .......a COCK n ROLL
     
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    After a night of debauchery Brissy and Mighty decide its time for a holiday.

    After a discussion they decided to take a trip up to Harrogate where......
     
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    a wot?
     
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    Glory was waiting in anticipation.

    Suddenly....
     
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    ... Glory got a great idea. He snuck into their room & injected superglue into their condoms ...........
     
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    Unforunately for Brissy, he decided it was a good idea to put the condom over his head and.....
     
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