The soap

It was a hot summer night in Leeds, clear skies full moon, just the odd distant sound of a motor scooter slowly approaching, As it drew nearer and nearer you could see the driver was wearing a Leeds Utd scarf and rose tinted biggles glasses,
He waved and gave a salute it was........................................

 

Shako on his way to the off licence to get

 

..... shocking pink nail varnish .....

 

Suddenly....

 

a tall dark stranger appeared waving a.....

 

Naked picture of ....

 

Massimo Cellino which had been covered in........

 

Mayonnaise.... But who was this tall dark stranger. First guess was could it be Shako but tall and dark is a far cry from being short and dumpy

 

second guess was LeedsLover but it couldn't be he was well dressed and looked intelligent,,,,

 

Perhaps this tall dark stranger had just returned from holiday....

 

sounds possible he looked very drawn, glum looking, and goutish, shako stopped "I don't believe it" he said

 

Thats not Mayo on that picture its my fat as I got exited by developments since he left the club. Said Bucks

 

.... "Well, I think it's fat", Bucks continued, "The wife says it makes her fat if she swallows it, so what else could it be"? .....

 

And then they all woke up and realised it had been one of those special dreams

 

Not on a fecking dirty mod scooter it wasn't...

 

says Goliath the giant

 

Elland I think this thread should be closed because of the rampant heightism, fatism and blatant bullying going on or do you have to be tall, arabic and toned before it is........... (joking of course)

 

Shako continues his journey home stopping only once to......................

 

so his trusted steed could catch its breathe...

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Then......