In Patty's warped version of events, Chelsea are in the relegation battle and West Brom are a game away from being named champions. He still can't get over Burton winning the Championship Play Off Final either.

we have 30 points................ REALISTICLY we can win 7 more. 37? Bournmouth are on 35, Im hoping that they dont win anymore. Boro are on 28, Im hoping they can win 1 more. Sunlan 21 points, I dont think they will win anymore games this season. **** knows where you get 45 points from..................... and you have the nerve to call my maths off? you couldnt make it up

According to this site >>>>>>http://www.thefishy.co.uk/calculator0.php?Competition=1 We finish third bottom. Filling it in from Leicester down, and not altering the goal difference, my predictions end up... 12 Stoke 38 -12 46 13 Burnley 38 -17 39 14 Leicester 38 -18 39 15 West Ham 38 -19 39 16 Crystal Palace 38 -13 37 17 Hull 38 -34 37 18 Swansea 38 -31 35 19 Middlesbrough 38 -26 25 20 Sunderland 38 -37 22

The table is when I put my predictions. The relegation prediction is based on current form and some algorithm the site uses.

The Swansea fans are hoping Man U will put out a second string team due to the Europa Cup being their best route to a Champions League spot. I hope not, and I also hope their next two games will reverse the goal difference significantly in our favour.