The Pulis Out/In Debate:

Martinez cos he plays good football. Yea I know Wigan are the perpetual relegation fighters, but with a decent defence to back up his attacking instincts.

Who knows.

Whatever they do at Wigan, their scouting system is light years better than ours.
Valencia
Hugo
Palacios - yes I know, but to start with.
Kone
Figerousl SP - he of the 45 yard free kick.

and a few others

Some excellent 'sell on' figures as well

 

Seems that the Montpellier manager wants to manage in England.
Maybe he is a target for us?
He won the Ligue 1 last year.
So maybe a chance?

 

Who he SL?

 

I like Jordi Gomez and Maloney. Both work pretty well in the attacking mid role that Pulis has been making Adam play in.

 

PULIS out Pulis out Pulis out.
Pulis out Pulis out Pulis ooooouuuttt.
Pulis out Pulis out Pulis out,
Pulis o u t, Pulis out!!!

Join in if you know the words!!

 

Sorry JM, still not getting it, run it past me again.if you will.

 

Pulis out Pulis out Pulis out.

Pulis out Pulis out Pulis o u t.

Pulis out Pulis out Pulis out

Pulis o u t, Pulis out

That any clearer mate!!

 

Time to go Mr Pulis.

 

No need to shout Jowler! I heard ya the first time.

 

Potts,

I think we all need to shout as loud and as long as we can or we could end up with another season of dread.

 

I don't think we need to do anything Jowler... his days are numbered. Mr C won't stand for another crap season and it was that bad. Ticket sales are down, fans are calling in every week slating Pulis. Even Denis Smith and Lou are beginning to think . " We need a change at the top"

 

Potts,

I hope so mate, just don't want him staying on the back of just keeping us up!!

 

Please join me in remembering another great icon of our community.

The Pillsbury dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection.
And traumatic complications due to an infection and repeated pokes to the belly.
He was 71 years old.

Dough boy is survived by his wife Play dough. Three children, John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough.
Plus, they had one in the oven.

Service was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

I thank you.

 

Thanks JM all clear now.
Potts,
The same day as the funeral for the man who invented the hokey kokey.
It was delayed for 35 minuted as they couldn't close the coffin lid, one foot in, one foot out.
In out in out then shake it all about.

Nightmare!

 

Well
This is the joke thread after all

 

I wonder now that the United job is up for gabs TP may move on? After all he has reiterated his frustration with lack of transfer funds made available, the fickle unrealistic fans and the lack of quality within the overall squad. The united job would be one of a select few who could offer him greater funds and bigger crowds with realistic expectation - to win - home and away!

P.S. Should this be in the humour thread?

 

Smither's
At least Utd wouldn't get relegated..

 

Some more for you. I am so sorry they are just bad!


I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when Pulis decides to leave."
"You crafty c**t!" said the fairy.

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Mancini's men win the Premier League.

Well paid, City. Well paid.

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I really don't get why so many people are annoyed with Swansea, a Welsh team, getting promoted to the English Premier League.

I mean, Arsenal and Newcastle are French teams and they've been in it for years.

 

I beg your pardon th97, but I don't do crude.

 

Eh?