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Match Day Thread The PL Season 16/17 All Star Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Aug 13, 2016.

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  1. Tobes

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    My local had plenty of kids in today having meals with their families so I know what you mean.

    I'm the worlds worst knobhead for language at the match but I always control myself in the alehouse for exactly that reason, there's really no need. A spontaneous reaction is fair enough but consistently doing it, makes him a ****, especially after being called out for it.
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    He had a graded beard. I suspect the hair band will only be in place until his man bun grows.
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 16, 2017
  3. Skylarker

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    Yeah spontaneous is good. This **** was looking to wind people up though.

    At the end....

    "where's the Chelsea ****s, Spurs gonna come **** you"

    <doh>
     
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  4. Tobes

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    He's lucky he didn't get lobbed out or dropped.

    The hairband would have made that even more tempting on both counts.

    Was he pissed like?
     
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    Tobes, Apr 16, 2017
  5. Blueman

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    People like that are the main reason I don't watch games in pubs. I much prefer going to the game or watch it at home.
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    The landlord, who's sound as **** tbf was watching everything and he was very close to being outed. Luckily for him as soon as the final whistle went he got in a cab to town.

    He was pissed, but not massively.

    He'll get a slap tonight, no doubt.

    #WeymouthMassive
     
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  7. Blueman

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    The hairband is a perfectly legitimate reason to bang the prick imo.
     
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    Blueman, Apr 16, 2017
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  8. Skylarker

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    <laugh>

    True dat.
     
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  9. Stan

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  10. Stan

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    When do you think we'll see London's Only FFP Penis?
     
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    If and When the title looks safe for the Chavs, or if Spurs lose. Then the twat will be back.
     
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  12. Stan

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    Luiz's defending for the first goal was comically ****.
     
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  13. Blueman

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    Soon then. <whistle>
     
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    Maybe, but I've got no time for him. Did his Houdini impersonation last season and only ever puts in an appearance when Chelsea are winning.
     
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    Allardyce is their manager, of course they'll sit back
     
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    The man is a coward, every single post of his reeks of fear and is a poor attempt at hedging his bets incase Chelsea bottle it.....He was saying its United's title to lose a few months ago.

    Cracking up like his team.
     
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    Hedging my bets FFS..You are cracking me up..

    We have no right to be in that position with 4pts lead with 6 games to go.
    You finished 2nd last season & Jose had the best squad.
    So me calling us 4th spot candidates, is no brainer FFS!!

    for the record I called 2-0 before KO today especially when I saw no Zlatan & Cahill starting for us.
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    To a point yes, He doesn't have the players to sit back big Sam style though....

    and Sakho won't play.... We all saw what that beast did to Arsenal.
     
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    Yeah OK <rofl>
     
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    As I said on our board, if we beat them comfortably, it not only gets us three valuable points, it also makes Sakho look even better #winwin
     
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