The Official Stoke City Humour Thread:

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  1. jowlermonkey

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    That made I chuckle,<laugh> <laugh><laugh> nearly wet myself!!
     
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  6. jowlermonkey

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    When Jon Walters arrived at Stoke's ground,
    His legs differed in length, it was found.
    The reason I falter,
    Is my course I can't alter,
    It's why I just run round and round
     
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  7. Pottermouth 328

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    What does a Liverpool fan do when his team wins the league title

    Turn of his PS3
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    What's the difference between Walter's and Soup.

    Walter's is a starter every week!

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    Why is it George Michaels ambition to play in goal for Celtic

    He would have 10 Ars*****s in front of him and 60,000 pricks behind him.

    ...................................................................................................... I nicked these of me Geordie cousin <ok>
     
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  8. Pottermouth 328

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    OK guys time for some fun on this board.

    Three wanna be FBI agents, 2 males and 1 female get through to the final test. They are sent to a field with 3 mock up houses.
    Right say's the FBI Special Agent this is what you have to do to pass the test, fail and you won't make the grade. That's the way it is.
    Can you carry out these instructions to the letter?

    In front of you are 3 houses, go in there and kill your wife or husband it's that simple. See if you have what it takes.

    1st guy goes into the house, takes one look at his wife and thinks. I just can't do this and walks out the house.
    2nd goes into the house cocks the gun and his hands start shaking, his hands sweat. No way I can't do it.

    Lady goes into the house. After about 20 sec's the house is full of screams, banging. Sound of broken bones cracking. After 10 mins the Lady comes through the door, sweat all over her T-shirt.

    You Bas***d she say's. That gun was loaded with blanks. I had to kill him with a table leg, a chair and a metal bar.
     
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  9. Tenterdenkentpotter

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    LOL

    First time I have looked here. Texted on the one about Walters.

    Will post on here soon!
     
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  10. Smithers

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    What does your daddy do for a living day at the primary school.


    Becky walks to the front of the class and says proudly "My dad is a fireman and he saves people's lives rescuing them from burning buildings".


    That's lovely says the teacher.


    Billy walks to the front of the class and says proudly "My daddy is a lifeboat man and he rescues people from the stormy seas".


    That's lovely says the teacher.


    Finally little Johnny walks slowly to the front of the class and mumbles as softly as he can "My daddy is a lap dancer in a gay club and he makes other men happy".


    Giggles around the classroom and the teacher ends the lesson, sending the class out for an early break time.


    She grabs Johnny's arm as he walks past and pulls him to one side. "Now Johnny", she says, "It's not really true that your daddy is a lap dancer in a gay bar, is it"?


    Reluctantly Johnny says "No Miss". "He actually plays for Port Vale but I couldn't tell them that could I"!!!!!!
     
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  11. stoke-th97

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    Heard that there are redundancies coming for the medical team at Stoke.
    This is because they are no longer needed, especially after the retirement of Michael Owen at the end of last season
     
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    David Moyes set to be sacked by Man United before the end of the season according to various reports. Rest assured Hughes won't fancy a step down so he'll still be here next season.
     
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    Cartoonist found dead at home................details are sketchy
     
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    Im reading a book about anti-gravity............I cant put it down
     
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    Some England humour:

    > After years of waiting, England are finally as good as Spain.

    > What's the difference between England and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup for longer.
     
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  17. Pottermouth 328

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    Ric you don't say much but when you do!
    I spit my coffee when I saw that. <laugh><laugh>
     
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  18. Pottermouth 328

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    Well I just spent £58.00 on a Man Utd kit.

    Comes complete with Tissues, 24 Prozac & the Samaritans tel number.
     
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  19. Smithers

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    What's the difference between United and a Tea Bag?

    A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

    Boom Boom.
     
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  20. Bob the slob

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    Stoke City chairman Peter Coates fined £5,000 by the FA for comments on referees in the wake of the Potters' win over Swansea City

    Made me laugh :1980_boogie_down:
     
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