The Official Stoke City Humour Thread:

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  1. Sandor Clegane

    Sandor Clegane 'The Hound'
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    I read about a week or so ago Pennant had been told not to bother training. I mentioned before I'd heard a rumour JP was having it off with little miss Pulis. Not sure I believe it meself, but why else would TP stop him from training, but make him come to every match? Surely a few piss ups and late night can't make someone that vindictive?
    I'm not sure what's gone on between the 2 of them, but I'm positive it's more than Pennant having an attitude and a taste for the drink.
     
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    Couple of tweets knocking round which made me chuckle:

    @StokeLoudProud: It was suggested to Peter Reid on Talksport would TP be a candidate for the Everton job! His reply was "Is it April fools day" lol

    @AndrewEeley: Tony Pulis distances himself from the Man Utd job saying 'I moved away from football 5 yrs ago & have no plans to return now'! #scfc #Stoke
     
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  3. nickyb

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    Loved the last one.

    Wolves would be a good move for Pulis. Wakefield Wolves RL team!
     
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  4. Waddos_legends

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    Brilliant Waddo :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  6. nickyb

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    Excellanto Waddo
     
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    He never fails to miss a good trophy celebration
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  8. nickyb

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    Scurvy bugger.
    Not fit to be on the same pitch as those boys.

    Nice one Waddo, had to give it a second look, thought I was seeing things <ok>
     
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  9. Pottermouth 328

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    It fooled me too Nicky
    Nice one Waddo but John Terry is average at best when compared to those greats.
     
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    A man walks into a plank and says,
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    "Sorry, i didn't see you there, Mr Pulis"!!
     
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    Rep for that Jowler <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Seems like Whelan has even made a pigs ear out of a changing room prank!
     
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  13. Smithers

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    @J_CartwrightNOT: Man City have signed winger Jesus Navas.


    Apparently he can nail a cross
     
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    Not football related but raises a smile.

    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)

    The missus bought a Paperback,
    Down Shepton Mallet way,
    I had a look inside her bag;
    T'was "fifty shades of grey".

    Well I just left her to it,
    And at ten I went to bed.
    An hour later she appeared;
    The sight filled me with dread...

    In her left she held a rope;
    And in her right a whip!
    She threw them down upon the floor,
    And then began to strip.

    Well fifty years or so ago;
    I might have had a peek;
    But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
    She's eighty four next week!!

    Watching Mabel bump and grind;
    Could not have been much grimmer.
    And things then went from bad to worse;
    She toppled off her Zimmer!

    She struggled back upon her feet;
    A couple minutes later;
    She put her teeth back in and said
    I am a dominater !!

    Now if you knew our Mabel,
    You'd see just why I spluttered,
    I'd spent two months in traction
    For the last complaint I'd uttered.

    She stood there nude and naked
    Bent forward just a bit
    I went to hold her, sensual like
    And stood on her left t*t!

    Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
    My god what had I done!?
    She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
    "Step on the other one"!!

    Well readers, I can't tell no more;
    About what occurred that day.
    Suffice to say my jet black hair,
    Turned fifty shades of grey.
     
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  15. Mrs Pottermouth

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    Utterly brilliant Smithers <applause>
     
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  17. ricc full

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    a bit like your hopes of retaining Suarez.............................................................ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
     
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  18. Smithers

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    Humour thread instantly rejuvenated!
     
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  19. Waddos_legends

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    A young scouse lad is in church crying.

    The priest walks up to him and says "what's the matter my child?"

    "It's my Dad Father, he's up there" and points to the sky.

    " I'm so sorry my child, when did he pass away?"

    " He's not dead Father, he's robbing your lead off the roof!"
     
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  20. Mrs Pottermouth

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    Reports coming out that Port Vale games will now be shown on gay t.v. Sky said, watching 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was too much!
     
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