The Official Stoke City Humour Thread:

A primary school teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?""because i'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "well, if you are not a liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a Stoke fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, are you a Stoke fan?""because my mum is a Stoke fan, and my dad is a Stoke fan, so i'm a Stoke fan too!

Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Stoke fan.

You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?

Mary smiled, "i'd be a Liverpool fan....

 

Good one Ric

 

Nice one

 

Got to laugh at that.

 

Haha, nice one Ricc,

Would you guys be interested in a permanent joke thread to be put on here, if so what kind of content do you think is acceptable? (Just so I can put up an 18+ or explicit content warning on if necessary.)

 

I hope that our Liverpool friends are laughing. Yes i`m sure they can take a joke. lol

 

Nice one Ric and YEP go for it Sandor..

I once lived next door to a Liverpool fan and I saw him taking off the lounge wallpaper.

I said " Are you decorating then" He said.....

No we're moving next weekend!

 

ha ha brilliant!

 

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I suppose this is Pulis's excuse tomorrow when we get beat again. Lads did smashing but could have done without the 4 hour coach delay I feel it cost us the game!

 

That's ****ed us, how is TP going to park the bus now?

 

quality Smithers 10/10

 

.goodun mate.

The way we play I thought our (football) coach had broken down.

Who is our coach anyway?

 

You couldn't write this, we are going to have to borrow a bus to park and NB i think our coach is Unreliable.

 

Can someone tweet Wilson and tell him to straighten his photo!

 

Nice car though.
Is the past tense of tweeted ----twatted.

If so...can somebody please tw@ pulis

 

That's very good that!

 

Ahh - to twat or not to twat - that is the question!

 

Is this a tw@ I see before me?

Alas poor Pulis, I twatted him well.

Or more appropriate

Now is the Winter of our discontent and etc

 

Now is the whimper of our malcontent, whether it is nobler to blame others for our own short comings or lack of funds to lay waste on players we shall never use, or just own up to blagging the job as a manager in the first place and going quietly with a nod of "fair cop guvner. I was **** at this"

Oh and Smithers, it's " to twat and to twat again, repeatedly, ad infinitum" in this instance!!!