Bluff, although, yes, I do have ALL than answers - it's true...I can, hand on heart, say this with more certainty than anything else ever... A GOAL, sir - IS A GOAL! Done experiments n everyting. (However, it's just Dirk Kuyt's that don't count fer ****). K? K.
So the hypothesis is if said ball, crosses said line, then said result = goal? I hope you are right, this seems a bit difficult to understand.
If said ball, cosses said line and said result REQUIRES sombody to put it in said net...then Dirk Kuyt is more worthless than yer average used tampon. He deserves no respect whatsoever...because apparently he's a bit ugly n that(?)...I dunno, I leave that to the girls to decide.
Just for Alan/KPR/EMF Between them they have won 118 honours: 60 for Manchester United and 58 for Liverpool. So UTD are the more successful Domestic team (and that is from Alan "I am the worst MOTD pundit ever" Hansen)
Morning to our good friends from across the East Lancs. Just 1 day to go before our game in which I hope for a draw as we don't want anybodys feelings being hurt do we?
I just thought we could save all of our hatred and bile for tomorrow so lets have a nice day today eh lads?