The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

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  1. Hoddle Is A God

    Hoddle Is A God Rock God

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    The new season is fast approaching! Soon, fans of all colours and creeds will hear the sound of this fearful beast...

    The Spurs Juggernaut.JPG

    You can use this thread to keep tabs on how hard Poch is able to push that awesome engine, as he puts the pedal to the metal and sends the juggernaut on its thunderous journey!
     
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    Top 7 with Kane (if he continues his form)

    Bottom 3 without Kane (or if he doesn't reach last seasons heights)

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    Oh, and I need hardly add that I expect all posters to adhere to a strict "no wumming" policy.

    This thread has been created to enable everyone, not just us Spurs fans, to pay respectful tribute to the mighty Spurs, and to give us their balanced views on why they love the Lane and "the Spurs way."

    Thank you.
     
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    Whilst the "prediction" is nice, there is already a thread for that.

    This thread is to merely here to chart the progress of the Poch juggernaut roadshow, as it thunders and roars its way over the heated Prem tarmac, leaving lesser vehicles stranded and spluttering in its fearful wake.

    Thank you.
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    The West Ham colours are missing from your photo, enigma.
     
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    This is Dave. He drives the Spurs juggernaut to and from away matches. He also drove the open top bus the last time they won the league and vowed to be the man at the wheel whenever Spurs needed him until they won the league again. Dave is very tired.

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    No wumming, please, Schteeve.

    Every Spurs fan knows that it's Poch driving the mighty Spur juggernaut.

    That man doesn't look a bit like Poch. May be in a couple of years, after Levy has sacked him, then, yes. But, for now, he's fresh-faced and full of ambition.
     
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    Wasnt there already a Spurs juggernaut thread? Why not just resurrect that? Like most juggernauts I expect it to make the same journey up and down the country it does every year, usually ending up at the same place it started <ok>
     
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    New season, new refit for the juggernaut.
     
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    But same journey same destination <whistle>
     
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    Title should be changed to the Mighty Spurs Mini Clubman.
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    With the lack of attacking flair in the Spurs team that Lorry would be best used in front of Lloris.
     
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    When one season wonder Super Harry Kane gets found out they are bang in trouble.
     
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    If he's still there by the end of the window #itk
     
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    I can just imagine the little Poch sitting in that cabin, his feet not reaching the pedals and arms unable to cover the steering wheel, looking very confused while trying to unwrap a Yorkie bar.

    That for me pretty much symbolises his tenure in charge of the spuds next season.
     
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    They do tend to move on any class players who want to play at a higher level.
     
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    They sell all of their best players, I guess they have to move on to have any chance of success. You can hardly blame them really.

    It's a shame they've become known as a selling club.
     
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    I smell the fear, already! And Poch is only just revving the engine; you wait to hear what it sounds like when Poch gets that beast a-rolling, and shifts it into top gear! You'll piss your pants!
     
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