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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 27, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    It was a true milestone that a thread was dedicated to a thread on rep.
    That's when fame went to my head and I went off the rails.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Takes all sorts.
    Some odd ****ers around.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    If it's all the same can we leave JPF out of this please?

    #badmemories
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I've got even worse photos....
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

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    In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a South African bush outpost to relieve the retiring colonel.
    After welcoming his replacement and showing the usual courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches etc) which protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said, “You must meet my Adjutant, Captain Smithers, He’s my right-hand man and is really the strength of this office. His talent is simply boundless.”
    Smithers was summoned and introduced to the new CO, who was surprised to meet a hunchback, one eyed, toothless, hairless, scabbed and pockmarked specimen of humanity, a particularly unattractive man less than three feet tall.
    “Smithers, old man, tell your new CO about yourself.”
    ”Well, sir, I graduated with honours from Sandhurst, joined the regiment and won the Military Cross and Bar after three expeditions behind enemy lines.
    ”I’ve represented Great Britain in equestrian events and won a Silver Medal in the middleweight division of the Olympics. I have researched the history of….. ”
    At that point, the colonel interrupted, “Yes, yes, never mind that Smithers, he can find all that in your file.
    ”Tell him about the day you told the witchdoctor to **** off.”
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 3, 2015
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    Likes for all.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 3, 2015
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    Empty your balls in me guys.
     
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    likes for all
     
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    mustyfrog, Dec 4, 2015
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  10. kiwiqpr

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    Mustys back likes
    Will he be catching up with his likes likes
    Keep your fingers in ice if you do
    I took a day off once
    Took me ages to catch up
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 4, 2015
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Oops
    Wrong like brothel
    How long are you banned from the other place for musty
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 4, 2015
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    god knows mate brb says its up to Minxy, over it
     
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    mustyfrog, Dec 4, 2015
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    ffs its been 3 weeks?? all for calling him a dickhead or something
     
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    Likes all round lads.
     
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    All good thanks and with yourself?
     
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    ristac, Dec 8, 2015
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    That's me likes caught up with <ok>
     
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    ristac, Dec 8, 2015
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    ristac Well-Known Member
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    What have you been banned for?

    Edit - Should have scrolled to next post before asking
     
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    ristac, Dec 8, 2015
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    likes for everybody
     
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    likes all round. Now this is a blast from the past... hope you are well kiwi.
     
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    Sorry.
     
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: like better than rep, tag me up ladies, filthy like whores, I like a good like, like a rolling stone, kiwi was here, spank this like whore!, no f'ker likes kiwi's, kiwis watching you lot, LIKE KIWI

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