No rules apart from those applying to the whole site. Fishing and piss taking allowed. If easily offended or feeling precious find another thread.
Paddy is having sex with his girlfriend & after half an hour she isn't enjoying it and she isn't orgasming. She says it's because she's getting too hot. So paddy takes her to the doctors and the doctor says he can't do anything for her. So Paddy ring up his mate Mick and asks him to come round and do him a favour. Mick comes, Paddy says "Mick, whilst I'm shagging my girlfriend, I want you to waft her with a tea towel." Mick agrees. So Paddy is shagging away and Mick is wafting, still after half an hour, nothing is happening. Mick comes up with an idea. "How about we swap? I'll shag her and you waft her." Paddy agrees. So they start again, Paddy wafting her & Mick shagging her. After 2 minutes She has the most amazing orgasm ever, and at that moment Paddy shouts, "Now that my friend, is how you waft a tea towel!"
Last week I asked sniffer for some oral relief. He asked " if I wanted him to give me a blow job". "No"' I replied, "just shut the **** up'.
I was watching an 18-rated film with my little son last night. He said,"Dad, I'm getting scared - Is that lady going to die?" I replied,"probably son, judging by the size of that's horses cock".
Saw a piccie on Face Book today. It's the Indian Millwall Supporters banner. "No von is liking us, Ve are not caring".
