The Canary Dave

He will galvanise the young, if he gets through vs Fillon or Le Pen he'll crush them...

I can't wait

 

Good morning all from a cold and dry Weston-super-Mare!

Have a good day!

 

Morning, Dave; morning, all.

Dark. But not as dark as really dark. Still dark, though. Hope you are not in the dark now. As to how dark it is here. To clarify - dark.

 

Well I just got up to find that it's not dark at all - sounds to me like you're spreading an alternative truth...

 

Just fake news.

 

Good evening from a cold St. Helier. I just have patellar tendinitis (or jumpers knee), nothing that is to be put in the TLC thread. I have to put an ice pack on my knee for 20 minutes a day for the next couple of weeks.

 

It is funny how things sometimes come together. Today in the post both of us received a letter from the UK inviting us to renew our postal votes. In the same delivery Mme received a letter from the DWP asking her to get the Mayor to confirm that she is still alive. I expect to get a similar one unless they have decided I am indestructible.

 

Good morning all from a cold and dry Weston-super-Mare!

Have a good day!

 

File it under T.

 

As a child, I often wondered what kept the Mayor of Trumpton so busy. Now I know.

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"A Mrs OFH, your Lordship. She's outside. It's just a tick box, but also needs your signature. Next, Windy Miller's plans for more turbines..."

 

Morning all, another very cold night, meaning I will have to defrost the car before going out. Back on the paint roller today. I might even have it finished if I don't get a shoulder ache.

 

Sorry to hear that HSB - have you tried replacing the jumper with a cardigan? Many teachers and Val Doonican swear by them.

 

My mum knitted me a jumper around 30 years ago which now actually covers my knees.....................

 

They do say you shrink as you get older Yorkie - perhaps more so in the wet of Yorkshire then

 

you need fleecing ...

 

just trying to get you out of a nasty dilamma so stop bleating

 

OK you lovely people, I'm off to bed!

Night all

Night H

 

Good morning all from a cold and dry Weston-super-Mare!

Have a good day!

 

If you put your feet in the sleeves and then pull upwards it's bound to, but it's not a conventional method of wearing a jumper. And it gets a little chilly in the arse region.

 

This, and other alternative methods of clothes-wearing, can be found in yorkshirehornet's groundbreaking pamphlet:
"How to put your trousers on over your head and how to make a makeshift loin cloth from a snood" available at selected petrol stations in the Leeds area.