The HAIG vs PISKIE bet thread

So who finishes higher in the league?

They'll argue over anything and both deny every thing said. So are they up for a bet and are they willing to accept the bet and accept the consequences?

The bet is simple who will finish higher in the league Spurs or Arsenal at the end of this season?

The league has to be the final PL league on the BBC website (so no pulling crazy leagues out of your arse).

I will be the final judge if there are any disputes and my word final so you have to accept this as part of the bet.

For the loser.....

If HAIG loses he has to change his avatar to a picture of Tony Adams of MY CHOICE.
If PISKIE loses he has to change his avatar to a picture of Glen Hoddle of MY CHOICE.

So @Hoddle Is A God
@PISKIE

ARE YOU UP FOR IT? WILL YOU PUT YOUR BIG CLAIMS TO THIS BET, DO YOU HAVE THE BOTTLE?

 

Yeah bring it on.

Arsenal will finish above Spurs this season.

But I'm only prepared to accept the terms if you can find me a picture of Glenn in full mullet glory

 

I don't bet.

But, if you want me to commit, then I will.

It's going to be a tough ask, but I think that Spurs have a very good chance of finishing above Arsenal, this season. Of course, Arsenal may finish above us - they have to be the favourites; but there is every reason to believe that Spurs could finish higher. That is what a lot of people believe.

 

Nope I pic the avatar, agreed?

 

So straight answer, I know you'll find this hard so a yes or no answer from you both please. Are you commited to this bet/challenge and will you agree to the change of your avatar?

The length of time for the avatar will be 1 month from the start of next season.

 

That sounds like a line from GA.

Do you still attend meetings mate?

 

Perhaps they could do a duet of Diamond Lights for us!..

 

That would break the Internet

 

Yeah, I might even consider paying to see that!...

 

I suspect there nay be a clause in the Human Rights Convention which forbids it anyway.

 

I think that is an excellent idea. It must happen. They can borrow matth's camera.

 

No straight answer as of yet, I want a yes or no?

 

Good luck getting a straight yes or a no as neither are capable of one word answers.
Suggested options are: yes, no, well maybe, perhaps, it depends, I will if he won't, I won't if he will, if he says yes he means no, if he says no he means yes, and definitely maybe.






And expect 168 pages of posts where they prove that they said the opposite of what they said, that the table never lies but in this instance it's wrong, that they have edited something or not, that the other had a WUM **** up, and the other had a WUM fcuk up, whilst the other had a WUM fail, a nurse will be called, popcorn will be munched, a fish picture will be produced, a monkey will be ****ed, both will bottle it, and both will be owned.

i can't wait.

Popcorn ordered.

Munch munch

Nurse can you work overtime please

 

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This is why I'm insisting on a yes or no because without that they'll look to backout with some sort of excuse.

 

And "Piskie / HIAG have to check with his mother / boyfriend / carer / teacher before he's allowed to take part"

 

I don't think it's an issue - if one reneges on it they're going to get more stick for that than they would for just taking it on the chin.

 

Pixie has said Yes though.

We're just waiting for Ruperts fag to declare whether he is definitely putting his piwi on the block

@Hoddle Is A God

 

HIAG seems to have gone strangely quiet ... although it could simply be the case that he and Rupert have drawn milk monitor duty at St Flacids today and are therefore otherwise engaged ... if so, I apologise for doubting

 

you've seen their work before