The Great British BBQ 2017 Edition

She planning on a bit of swinging then?

 

They're just glorified sex pools. I'd never go in one.

 

Exactly.

I hear hot tub I think dirty dogging/swinging. They're horrible.

 

I'm against it can't stand the things. It's an outdoor bath FFS. But what the hell, she can crack on I'll use it as leverage for my next purchase.

 

Bumped, proper meat thread.

Been on BBQ all afternoon while hitting the homebrew.

 

Went to Frankie & Bennies with the family #annoyinglittleshits

 

What's that got to do with BBQ?

 

Hosting this weekend, hopefully the weather will be good.

Wife's asking me if she can have one of those round double bed outdoor things with the canopy, I'm tempted to say no then 'give in' to her, even though I want one myself, because that way she owes me one. And by 'one' I mean, she'll feel my cock for 30 seconds in October.

 

Precisely ****all

 

Play the game Bro

 

Got to Milk it mate #doublemeaning

 

Two Subway footlongs and three double chocolate chip cookies washed down with Peroni

#****yourbbq

 

The work monster is fired up!

 

Asda? did you go for a Coffee on your visit?

if so, you know what im going to ask you next..

 

There's nothing Extra Special from Asda apart from the customers.

 

It's literally next door to where I'm working, I can see the big green sign right now, so it's convenient. Not a busy one at all, they're losing hand over fist apparently, so the clientele isn't as bad (in numbers) as you'd ordinarily think.

It's ideal, if we decide to have a barbie then it's 30 seconds to the reductions isle for some cheap meat to cook. That steak was very good, also had some pork loins.

The beer they sell is as good as anywhere as well, cracking selection.

 

I have one within 200 meters so it does get used but as I've said before I'd rather Lidl for most things. The beer is good though and they change in often.

 

My local Asda to where I work is Asda Hulme, buy two of anything and get a free stabbing on your way out.

 

Like a Harpy, tempting me in