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  1. Wooperts_duck

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  2. San Diego

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    coated grains of rice
     
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  3. Wherever

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    So the customs guys
     
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  4. San Diego

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    at the ferry port
     
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  5. littleDinosaurLuke

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    sang "Ferry Across The Mersey"
     
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  6. San Diego

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    even though they weren't
     
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  7. UTRs

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    good at lawn tennis
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    like Andy Murray was
     
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  9. Saints_Alive

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    but Al Murray wasn't
     
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  10. San Diego

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    about to be beaten
     
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  12. UTRs

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    with only one leg
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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    which was not handy
     
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    Andy's favourite event because
     
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  16. UTRs

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    of spontaneous human combustion
     
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  17. Gordon Armstrong

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    which, of course, isn't
     
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  18. UTRs

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    easy to mop up
     
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  19. Gordon Armstrong

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    with Trigger's old brush
     
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  20. San Diego

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    being bare of bristles
     
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