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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    following an infestation of
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    greasy faced spotty students
     
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  3. Taffvalerowdy

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    from the local Comp
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    near the housing estate
     
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  5. Taffvalerowdy

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    where Old Spice was
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    the drink of choice
     
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  7. Taffvalerowdy

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    by international rugby props
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    but only in wales
     
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  9. Taffvalerowdy

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    By an English prop
     
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    who couldn't buy Guinness
     
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  11. Taffvalerowdy

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    in France so drank
     
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  12. Wooperts_duck

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    Gnat's Pee instead when
     
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    the final countdown begins
     
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    starring Rachel Riley who
     
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    was perfect, just perfect
     
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  16. LIBERTARIAN

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    especially when she purred...
     
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  17. Taffvalerowdy

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    "What would you like?"
     
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  18. LIBERTARIAN

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    "Liverpool 0 Swansea 8", I replied.... (Poetic licence in operation ) <laugh>
     
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  19. Taffvalerowdy

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    "You're forgiven" she said
     
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  20. LIBERTARIAN

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    " but I don't deserve..."
     
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