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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    "I need a big"
     
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    pile of unmarked money
     
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    before that goes into
     
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    the back pocket of
     
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    of my crotchless drawers
     
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    which are only worn
     
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    when Friar Tuck is
     
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    sober enough to slip
     
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    his wicked wand into
     
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    the warm hole of
     
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    his mistress Betty Swollocks
     
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    and her best mate
     
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    Cupid Stunt who was
     
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    with a peculiar habit
     
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    borrowed from a nun
     
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    when she wasnt looking
     
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    where she was going
     
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    and bumped into Madonna
     
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    who started singing songs
     
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