Off Topic The four word story thread here!

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  1. Greg (UTR's)

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    Sometimes three words is not enough to express what your trying to say when spinning a yarn, so here it is.

    I will get the ball rolling by typing four words and then it's over to the next poster to add another four to tell a messed up story<laugh>. Anyway here we go.

    I was really excited
     
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    when I was asked
     
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    where do you want
     
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    these ten sexy women
     
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    to put their dirty
     
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    rugs with stains on
     
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    definatly not brown stains
     
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    , but ones that are
     
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    very hard to remove
     
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    especially with your tongue
     
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    get fast acting results
     
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    then use some powder
     
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    and an angle grinder
     
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    wearing a face mask
     
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    , an A Team one
     
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    BA shouted while eating
     
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    his five shredded wheat
     
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    and having a manicure

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