Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

I am "working" from home.

Wifey thinks its not hot enough to put up paddling pool. saving for tomorrow.

my work is heavily conditioned to 23°C 50% RH anyway so i never notice.

offices without conditioning are ****ty.

 

Smelly ****hound

 

Between 26 and 30 here today and yesterday. I've got Scandinavian ancestry, I'll melt.

 

Thunderstorms tomorrow - save you filling it.

 

Don't let any of the mancs know that

 

even better

I'd say it will be hot as **** right until they explode.

 

Oh, bugger....

 

I stopped getting those. If left out overnight (and huge waste of water for one day) I would always find 3 or 4 dead lizards in the paddling pool each morning. That and the kids wouldn't use it, but whine when you take it down, and they never survive a whole summer in the sun. The sun destroys them in a season.

I felt like some sort of lizard mass murderer. (Nowadays thats the outdoor cat, my front doorstep is littered with lizard remains).

 

I wanted a hot tub but the budget won't stretch that far so got the paddling pool. Freezing cold water isn't quite the same though

I'm having a new boiler and replacing all the radiators at the end of June, planning on putting hot & cold outside taps in at the same time #missionwarmpaddlingpool

 

Cold water not the issue here. Something as small as a paddling pool will be bath temperature in a day.

I want a hot tub too. For me it's my messed up knees and the gout. Hot tub seems to help. The neighborhood we live in has them at the two pools that our neighbourhood dues go towards.

Public hot tubs always gross me out a little though.

 

TBF I could get a decent inflatable hot tub for £250. Just can't justify the spend with having so much to do in the house...

Already paid for electrician ( near enough a re-wire) and a eight hob cooker. Not going to have a deal left once the utility room, windows (3 glass replacements and 1 window), boiler & radiators are done.

Still got carpets and sofa to buy. Not even thought about touching the bathroom or kitchen yet

 

You could cover it up at night with a tarp or something.
The pool, not the cat.

 

It's only nice enough to go out three times a year anyway.
Just stick this on your feature wall.

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Rain, snow, winds or sunshine, hot tub is good for all

 

Frosty stein.

 

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Poor bloke

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...bc_sport&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport

 

25...
How sad. RIP.

 

If you read Mary Shelley's novel, the book starts at the North Pole with a frosty 'stein.

 

Season comparison from the LFC site

Debuts
2016-17 – 10
2015-16 – 19

Goals scored
2016-17 – 78
2015-16 – 63

Goals per game
2016-17 – 2.05
2015-16 – 1.66

Total shots
2016-17 – 449
2015-16 – 423

Shots on target
2016-17 – 236
2015-16 – 202

Shot accuracy
2016-17 – 52.6 per cent
2015-16 – 47.8 per cent

Conversion rate
2016-17 – 17.4 per cent
2015-16 – 14.9 per cent

Goals from inside the box
2016-17 – 65
2015-16 – 48

Goals from outside the box
2016-17 – 13
2015-16 – 15

Goals from direct free-kicks
2016-17 – 3
2015-16 – 1

Assists
2016-17 – 55
2015-16 – 50

Penalties scored
2016-17 – 7 (of 8)
2015-16 – 2 (of 2)

Average possession
2016-17 – 62 per cent
2015-16 – 57 per cent

Successful passes
2016-17 – 18,366
2015-16 – 15,834

Unsuccessful passes
2016-17 – 3,917
2015-16 – 3,899

Pass accuracy
2016-17 – 82.4 per cent
2015-16 – 80.2 per cent

Long passes
2016-17 – 11.5 per cent
2015-16 – 12 per cent

Total crosses
2016-17 – 563
2015-16 – 558

Successful crosses
2016-17 – 105
2015-16 – 117

Offsides
2016-17 – 77
2015-16 – 91

Goals conceded
2016-17 – 42
2015-16 – 50

Clean sheets
2016-17 – 12
2015-16 – 11

Shots on target faced
2016-17 – 115
2015-16 – 133

Total tackles
2016-17 – 718
2015-16 – 871

Tackles won
2016-17 – 71.3 per cent
2015-16 – 77.7 per cent

Clearances
2016-17 – 883
2015-16 – 871

Blocks
2016-17 – 65
2015-16 – 109

Duels won
2016-17 – 48.1 per cent
2015-16 – 50.4 per cent

Aerial duels won
2016-17 – 45.2 per cent
2015-16 – 50.7 per cent

Fouls won
2016-17 – 378
2015-16 – 378

Fouls conceded
2016-17 – 397
2015-16 – 422

Yellow cards
2016-17 – 54
2015-16 – 61

Red cards
2016-17 – 0
2015-16 – 3

Penalties conceded
2016-17 – 5
2015-16 – 3

League finish
2016-17 – 4th
2015-16 – 8th