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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Could be a coincidence. You can overdo fruit though, especially if drinking juices. Fructose can reduce your body's ability to break down uric acid.

    I find it funny, cherries and pineapples are supposed to be about the best things you can have to beat gout and both contain fructose.

    They're also my two favourite fruit so I don't mind over indulging on them and calling it "medicine".
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Go away. You're not part of the cool gouty men club.
     
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    men ??
     
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    No mate I've been dealing with this for a long time and cherries are 100% a cause of gout for me.
     
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  5. BobbyD

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    Are you sure about that? Are you 100% sure you hadn't eaten anything else? touched another human being or animal? Done something else that you would have done when eating cherries? <whistle>
     
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    Yes 100%

    Wait a minute, does drinking a bottle of Port cause gout?
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

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    According to my research cherries only cause gout when eaten directly out of an ewe's anus.
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Yeah but how else are you meant to eat them?
     
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    In lasagne with pickled onions and Parmesan cheese and tuna fish.
     
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    I swear you lot probably get chronic bowel problems for breathing oxygen.
     
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    I NEVER get headaches with Carling <ok>
     
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    That's because of the lack of alcohol in it. I've never had a headache after squash which is a similar situation.
     
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    I don't get gout <ok>
     
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    It's 4.2%. I don't know what the problem is.
     
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    Yeah I know, just taking the Carli...I mean piss.
     
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    You may laugh now........
     
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    It's a right bastard tbh...
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Just waiting for the confirmation phone call but it looks like I'm in for a couple of very busy ****ing days #****justgotreal
     
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