Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

#giveafuck

 

Well I for one would like to wish z the very best with his new house and hope it's a home for the family that is everyone's dream.

Just to actually be serious for a moment.

 

You sold yours?

 

Yeah, about 8-9wks ago. Buying the same house I went for last year.

 

Good luck Z. I didn't realise how long it had been since I'd been on here, I've missed all you Guys! How is Everyone?

 

You're omnipotent. You should know!

We're all doing well. Except for RHC who keeps falling down stairs and has leprosy on his leg, or something.

 

Nice one mate, when you moving?

 

Only jesting. Good news and you got the one you wanted! Didnt I say you would

Know how long you've wanted to move

Crack a beer open and cherish your savings before they all disappear!

 

You're late -we were expecting you back on Sunday.



Welcome back.

 

Hi Floaty Toes

Im good and hope you're too

Have to say you could try and chill some world leaders out a little more

 

Nice one
Took you long enough though - still in the ****hole Mansfield ?

 

It was end of March 2016 when the bellend pulled out so well over a year. Just can't wait to get on with it tbh

Firstly, screw you

But yeah, still Mansfield but on the outskirts in one of the many surrounding villages (I'm in the town centre atm)

 

Glad to hear you are slowly escaping towards civilisation .

 

I grew up in one of said villages. Not the same one I'm moving too now though

 

You've been banned from returning?

 

I had a Dribbles moment tonight.

We were at a minor league baseball game (my daughter won a free ticket for reading the most books in her class this school year).

Anyhow, at the baseball game my other daughter had to go to the toilet so I went with her and stood outside the ladies area. As I was standing waiting, two ladies walked past and I felt something slap against my bum. Didn't feel like a hand, more like a handbag or something. But the woman said "oh, I'm sorry" and rubbed my shoulder as she spoke, then she left to head into the ladies room and I felt something touch my bum as she left... Again didn't feel like a hand, more like a bag (although I could be mistaken)... But that made me wonder... Was it intentional?

... And then I verified my wallet/ phone/keys were still in my pocket ... They were.

 

I do not know how many on here are on Facebook, I am to keep in touch with family mainly. This post sums up my feelings about Facebook very well.

Facebook piss offs:

1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....****ing stop it.

2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners....

3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks....

4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow up...

5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi....

6) "New hair" posts...it’s not ****ing new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a tool.

7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like pizza thanks! **** off!!

8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you ****ing cabbage!!!

9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"
What's up babe?
U ok Hun?
What's happened?
"I've inboxed you...."
You nob....that’s all.

10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking whore. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for c**k, inbox me".

 

More an RHC moment at the Cheese I would say. You now have to tell us how the women in question wants anal with you. I am of course assuming you had drunk copious amounts of Carling or similar chemicals at the time the incident happened.

 

He got 90% of the chemicals from the "hotdog"he ate. The beer was frankly weaker than water.