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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Haven't posted anything about dating for a while

    Chatting a lot on whatsapp with this pretty fit girl from tinder lately (she gave me her number) only prob is she lives in the feckin midlands

    She was up recently and we were saying lets meet up but it never happened which I kinda expected, I expect just creeper / stalker testing and or loving the attention

    Still chatting though and she has been sending me selfies (nothing naughty) and getting more personal
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Mar 27, 2017
  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Shes not bald and from Mansfield is she? <whistle>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 27, 2017
  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    you've hacked my phone again haven't you
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Mar 27, 2017
  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If she says she's not married she could be Mrs. @Zanjinho
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 27, 2017
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  5. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Doubt it, she sounds like she's communicating
     
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    Zanjinho, Mar 27, 2017
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  6. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Why yes, yes I have now you mention it :emoticon-0138-think
     
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    organic red, Mar 27, 2017
  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    does anybody else have these feckin annoying deliveroo ****s whizzing around their town with their stupid massive square bags on ??

    fed up of dealing with them when walking around, driving, basically going anywhere

    greez will love them of course #hungryallthetime #deliveriesallthetime
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Mar 27, 2017
  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nope not heard of them.
     
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    luvgonzo, Mar 28, 2017
  9. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Garlic Klopp, Mar 30, 2017
  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Quiet around here today
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 31, 2017

  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I can't type, my fingers all fell off.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 31, 2017
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You don't want to know how I typed that.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Mar 31, 2017
  13. BobbyD

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    with your toes??.... or... 8==> ??

    Everyones too busy ****ting themselves about the everton match i think....
     
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    BobbyD, Mar 31, 2017
  14. saintKlopp

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    saintKlopp, Mar 31, 2017
  15. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    we're in mourning for milk's fingers and rhc's leg
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Voice?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Mar 31, 2017
  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    you millennial you.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Mar 31, 2017
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  18. saintKlopp

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    Is that a euphemism for lazy bastard?
     
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    saintKlopp, Mar 31, 2017
  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    no its saying only a child would think of voice for typing.

    only old ****ers would think of toes or using your dick
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Mar 31, 2017
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  20. saintKlopp

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    There comes a point when that's the only use it gets.

    So I'm told.
     
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    saintKlopp, Mar 31, 2017
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