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The best line ever spoken on LSD, by, yes, it was me

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  1. Dejazzero

    Dejazzero Member

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    Years ago we took an acid tab and headed into the local woods to laugh until it wore off several hours later.

    5 of us were walking along, when I suddenly stopped and said:

    "sshh, sshh ... I can hear chickens playing cards"

    <laugh>

    ****ing brilliant.

    Pissed ourselves for a solid hour.
     
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  2. at the weekend we were takin this weird ****, it was meant to be mdma but it was more like acid. sittin talkin **** amongst ourselves n i mean absolute ****e, insane stuff that ur brain shud never even think of, then 1 of ma mates, from nowhere, shouts 'MA FITS CAULD!' takes his boot off and skelps it off the TV.

    Genius
     
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  3. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Had acid a few times not my thing. I remember laughing for what felt like hours about nothing, about 5 of us in some council house aged about 16!!

    Weirdest thing that ever happened to me was coming home from a night at the pub & my ma shouting me to look at something she'd found. It was a little pill she'd found in my brothers room. I gave it the once over & said "looks like aspirin to me look at the numbers stamped at the bottom". Being pissed I started chewing on it to cure my oncoming hangover.

    Didn't sleep a ****ing wink, rats like rabbits were jumping all round my bed trying to get me <yikes>

    But I can't remember if I actually took the pill or if I dreamt that too & had been spike at the pub!!
     
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  4. Dejazzero

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    I was drinking/camping near a country farm in Hampshire a few years ago.

    My really posh/drunk flatmate stood up in the field suddenly and said:

    "Right, I think I'll phone my attorney"


    ****ing great line.
     
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    Tripping out my face on mushrooms, I thought I'd watch the Scotland game highlights on telly - Estonia v Scotland.

    John Collins walks up to the centre spot, touches the ball, raises hands n cheers - ref blows final whsitle...

    I was confused as ****!!!
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    <muir> <muir> ****ing wait 30 seconds between posts what the **** is that all about <muir>
     
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  7. Bhoy From Brum

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    <MUIR> Thats a quality line Jazz <MUIR>
     
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  8. You Don't Remember Me Do You?

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    Why are you swearing so much? You been drinking?
     
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  9. Dejazzero

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    Don't ever question my use of language or drinking habits ever EVER again.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye a bit bored Monica?
     
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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