Years ago we took an acid tab and headed into the local woods to laugh until it wore off several hours later. 5 of us were walking along, when I suddenly stopped and said: "sshh, sshh ... I can hear chickens playing cards" ****ing brilliant. Pissed ourselves for a solid hour.
at the weekend we were takin this weird ****, it was meant to be mdma but it was more like acid. sittin talkin **** amongst ourselves n i mean absolute ****e, insane stuff that ur brain shud never even think of, then 1 of ma mates, from nowhere, shouts 'MA FITS CAULD!' takes his boot off and skelps it off the TV. Genius
Had acid a few times not my thing. I remember laughing for what felt like hours about nothing, about 5 of us in some council house aged about 16!! Weirdest thing that ever happened to me was coming home from a night at the pub & my ma shouting me to look at something she'd found. It was a little pill she'd found in my brothers room. I gave it the once over & said "looks like aspirin to me look at the numbers stamped at the bottom". Being pissed I started chewing on it to cure my oncoming hangover. Didn't sleep a ****ing wink, rats like rabbits were jumping all round my bed trying to get me But I can't remember if I actually took the pill or if I dreamt that too & had been spike at the pub!!
I was drinking/camping near a country farm in Hampshire a few years ago. My really posh/drunk flatmate stood up in the field suddenly and said: "Right, I think I'll phone my attorney" ****ing great line.
Tripping out my face on mushrooms, I thought I'd watch the Scotland game highlights on telly - Estonia v Scotland. John Collins walks up to the centre spot, touches the ball, raises hands n cheers - ref blows final whsitle... I was confused as ****!!!