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    OK, so other forums have review threads, I thought we should have one right here.

    Please give us your verdicts on anything film, book, music, food, travel or whatever you feel like reviewing. Please give whatever your reviewing an out of ten rating.
     
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    My first will be a double review.

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    Just spent five minutes reviewing this magazine, yes I would definatley recomend it if your a bloke, or a lesbian<ok> 8/10 rating!

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    This four pack of bog roll was very useful after my five min review of the Playboy mag! 10/10!
     
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    Anything 9 or 10/10 will get a Tykes forum golden whippet award rating.

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    And anything less than 2/10 gets a complete dog's sh!t rating<ok>

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    <grr><grr><grr><grr><grr>:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

    C*NT:mad:

    0/10

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    I had to go to Luton airport last weekend so thought I would give you a quick review of Luton.

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    Good points about Luton...

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    Luton has got trees which I like and roads. These roads are interlinked with the M1 motorway which after rush hour can offer a quick getaway by car, coach, van, motorbike etc...

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    Oh and the airport which means you can fly away from Luton, I guess this is why they built an airport there being Luton is such a dive<ok>

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    Worst bits, well 99.5 percent of the area!

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    I give Luton 2/10. The reason why it's not 0/10 is due to it's redeeming features like the airport, trees and the M1<ok>

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    One of the best Australian red wines I have ever tasted. Flavours of red berries and chocolate. Bloody lovely!!

    9/10 rating. Asda apparently have it on offer for £6 a bottle, which is cheap - only problem is that our new Asda doesn't open for another month <wah>
     
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    Nice one duckie:emoticon-0148-yes:

    So

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    Gets a...

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    Australia in a bottle, and for only £6<ok>
     
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    Does asda get 0/10 fort not being open in time for the special price
     
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    Yes, I think Asda gets...

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    Is the dog making this year's golden barneys
     
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    Not sure Kiwi, but don't dogs look funny when taking a poop so I will rate some picture of this now...

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    6/10

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    7/10

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    5/10
     
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    Put a couple of pints before it and some port afterwards and you have a Aussie 3 course meal.
     
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    The Gold Barny Awards are a prestigious anal event so please do not mix the two together.
    Your sincerely,
    The Right Honourable Little Johnny Rotten
    Host of the Gold Barny Awards
     
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    I want nothing to do with it if that's the case
     
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    Jones knocks out the fat cry baby.

    10/10 all day!
     
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    Typical ...... Just a typo !
    The word is 'Annual'
     
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    SD can be so anal sometimes<doh>
     
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    You can butt out :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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