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The Annual Gold Barney Awards !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Dec 20, 2016.

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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Miss you and love you guys sorry I couldn't be here to pick up my award but hope you enjoy Kate Moss and her panty malfunction tonight to collect it on my behalf
     
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    Wherever, Dec 26, 2016
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  2. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I've been drinking (Glenfiddich) . . . . did I get an award ?

    If so . . . . cheers lads (or whoever gave me it) <cheers>

    If not . . . . feck you all, you evil, cheating, bastards <monster>

    p.s. PAY-Rachel-Riley.jpg
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Dec 26, 2016
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok ok, so she's been under the presenter box all evening, hence the reason l've given out so many awards and l must say, she's been a very good sport.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 28, 2016
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  4. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    Who is going to win the golden turd for posting top quality random cr@p on forums that are supposed to be about football related discussion for Barnsley?

    e7782343e3c40908566d69eeebab1bf7.jpg

    <whistle><laugh>
     
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    UTRs, Dec 30, 2016
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    First of all, nothing beats a Gold Barny ......................... Ok?
    However, as far as the Golden Turd Award goes, you and l must be front runners!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 30, 2016
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Calm down - next it will be the Golden Fart and the Golden Shower award.

    Not to mention the Golden Follow Through award.

    Mind you..............:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 30, 2016
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    While you are mentioning it, I have just submitted my efforts for the Golden Fart Award and now l'm working on the Follow Thru Award as we speak ...........
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 30, 2016
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    the golden shower award sounds interesting
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 31, 2016
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nah, l wouldn't piiss on it.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 31, 2016
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Still sounds better than the two mouths one cup award
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 31, 2016
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  11. UTRs

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    You lot should share the golden shower award as I nearly pissed myself laughing at the above posts<laugh>:afro:

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    UTRs, Dec 31, 2016
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Aussie needs the golden shower award so he can clean himself up after he gets the follow thru awatd
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 31, 2016
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  13. Wooperts_duck

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    The Golden Prick award has already gone to Fat Sam Allardyce <doh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 1, 2017
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok folks, our next award, The Most Serious Poster Award goes to our very good friend, the ever present, the most bashful, the 'It's Not You , its me' kinda guy, the one and only Mr Video Post It, the man with the golden shower hose........ Mr UTR's !!!!!
    Have yourself a Gold Barny!!!!!

    Step up and say a few word, son.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 2, 2017
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Speak into the microphone, son.

    If anyone would like to make a nomination, please goes ahead and put forward a valued friend, or a known nutter, perhaps a a member who is yet to pick up an award.
    Nominations PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 7, 2017
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  16. UTRs

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    Thank you<cheers>

    Anyway here are a few words<ok>

    equilibrium, microbiologist, electrochemist, perpendicular, narcissist, explosion, fanny fart.

    if you need anymore words then feel free to visit the word association thread which now features over 720+ pages of interesting and very useful words from the English dictionary:emoticon-0148-yes:

    http://www.not606.com/threads/word-association-thread.254807/
     
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    UTRs, Jan 7, 2017
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  17. UTRs

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    Ted should get something for his love of our Kiwi and all the 300+ "I love you Kiwi" threads he has done<ok>
     
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    UTRs, Jan 7, 2017
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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    has he only done 300+
    bastard must be stalking someone else
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jan 9, 2017
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Right then, the next award, The I Didn't Forget You, l Just Have A Bad Memory Award goes to none other then the man himself, Mr Red & White, the slurper of fine Glenfidich scotch whiskey ( sorry for the spelling ) ...... Mr GA, would you please welcome to the microphone, Gordon.

    Now that you are up here on stage, please tell the audience what a great presenter l am ..... ok, don't be shy.

    Gordon, your going home tonight with a Golden Barny!

    ..... and now a word from our sponsers.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 15, 2017
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  20. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Is there an award for Best Welsh Poster?
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 15, 2017
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