The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

You talking about these, Bruv?

 

There was me thinking it was music. A type of acid house 2 tone beat. Now I know it's sirens

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Quite a lot of scousers seem to be good at running.

 

Usually drops them in Basingstoke according to board rumour ...

 

A sneak peak at Liverpool's anniversary kit
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To celebrate 125 years of Liverpool Football Club, next season there will be an anniversary crest on the new retro-looking kit which will pay homage to Steven Gerrard's motivational pre-match team talks

Whilst the design for next season will officially be unveiled tomorrow the BBC has it on good authority that this is the new crest
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Liverpool should try to sign three more Southampton players, according to former Reds captain Phil Thompson. The Reds are interested in centre-half Virgil van Dijk, 25, left-back Ryan Bertrand, 27, and central midfielder Oriol Romeu, 25.
(Liverpool Echo)


Why don't Mousers save all the ****ing about and simply start supporting Saints?

 

BREAKING NEWS!

KLOPP MAKES VEHEMENT DENIAL OF TAPPING UP ANY OTHER THUNDERBIRDS!

Jurgen Klopp has made a scathing attack on press reports that claim he tried to tap-up other members of the Thunderbirds team.

Certain tabloids had claimed that Klopp planned on making a swoop for a "dream team" consisting of Alan, Scott, Grandma, and Virgil that would have left International Rescue in tatters.

"It voz only Virgil zat I tapped up!" insisted the German.

When asked if he was aware of the Liverpool board's intention to replace him with Brains, the German screamed, "Eat my hole! No vay! My glasses are much better than his!"

 

^^^^^^^ Nerd alert

 

What a thunderbird? Are you still stuck in your underpants?

 

What in the name of **** are you on about, you ridiculous bell-end?

Not my words, but those of a United mod.

 

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Philippe Coutinho has been left out of Liverpool's squad for Saturday's friendly against Athletic Bilbao because of a back injury. The 25-year-old midfielder is wanted by Barcelona as a replacement for Neymar, who has joined Paris St-Germain.
(Daily Mirror)


Back injury, yeah?

Nothing to do with Barcelona reportedly turning the lad's head with a £120 million offer?

 

we'll soon see if that's the case as we have a CL qualifier and if he plays then I presume he won't be able to play for Barca in that completion.
If he isn't in the squad for that game it would be a worry.

 

Agreed, Luvvy.

Which way do you think it will fall?

 

He'll stay.

 

Barca will want a world class player not a good inconsistant player from an average team, I think they will go in for Hazard

 

I admire your optimism, mate.

I really do.

 

Ouch! (@ Luvvy)

 

Zose who attempt to escape!...

 

They can't afford Hazard.