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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 6, 2014.

  1. That's more than respectable.
     
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  2. It's easy to be nice to a woman who regularly goes down on you.

    They stop doing that after you get married.
     
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  3. Lovearsenalcock

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    Play the game
     
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    I was a decent runner when I was younger but never loved it and just wanted to play footy, I was decent at that as well but looking back I could have done something with the running.
     
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    You're a bad man. <laugh>
     
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  6. I was very decent, myself, but never made the time to do the necessary training to push on to the next level.

    It's ****ing hard work!
     
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    Same here, mate. I run purely to keep fit. It's ****ing boring!..
     
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    I hate running. People keep saying 'you'll get the bug' what ****ing bug? Running and listening to music isn't a ****ing 'bug'.

    I'd rather do 20 minutes finger blasting a day. Keep those fingers nice and trim.
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    Although I did run the San Francisco marathon in 2004. Lost the medal in Southampton, unfortunately.
     
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  10. Now, now, Sky! A certain Gooner wum-mod doesn't need that kind of encouragement to keep being a dickhead!
     
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  11. You'd think the ladies would appreciate that, too, Sky!

    When they point to your gut and say something hurtful like, "How do you expect me to find your miniscule knob under that apron of lard!" I suspect that you say something like, "There's nay fat on my fingers and my tongue, Sweetheart!"

    Am I right, Sky?
     
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    I might have picked it up Sky, I found a medal on the Isle of Wight, maybe it fell out of your pocket as you warmed up?
     
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    I wouldn't worry, mate. He's a scouse, he probably nicked it in the first place anyway. <whistle>
     
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    On a scale of 1-10, how aware are you that the two Manchester clubs have to play each other?

    Now, there is a scenario where we could end up in six, even if we manage to win all our remaining games, but you failed to recognise that Man City would need to lose one for that to happen. Plus arsenal would need to make a 4 or 5 goal deficit too (not too many granted).

    Happy for you to attempt a wum mate, but at least get it right eh ;)
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    I used to find it quite relaxing ... mind you, I didn't have the Rozzie's chasing me like you ....<whistle>
     
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    No <ok>
     
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    Was my Hastings one with it?
     
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    You dropped that in Honolulu
     
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    Sorry mate never found that. There was a couple of chocolate coins, that someone had tried to put a ribbon through. It was almost as someone was trying to make pretend medals?
     
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  20. Don't shoot the messenger, Ziggy!

    I'm only making polite conversation. Not every comment criticising 'Pool is a wum, you know!

    Adrian Durham and Darren Gough were discussing this very issue on Drive Time, tonight.
     
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