The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

#Nevburn !!

 

Liverpool could face competition from Real Madrid for the signature of highly rated Germany and Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Julian Brandt, 20. (Daily Mail)

That's bad news for 'Pool.

They'll have to resort to ram-sacking Saints FC for more players.

 

"I'M NOT A CLOWN!" - KLOPP

Why is Klopp going around telling people he is not a clown? It seems a bizarre thing to do. Imagine going in to a pub and saying to the first stranger you meet, "You do know that I'm not a clown, right?" The first impression they are going to get of you is that is exactly what you are!

This season is very interesting, since any one or more of Wenger, Klopp, Pep or Mourhino could get sacked by the end of the season.

 

It does seem strange but not wholly unprecedented and sad as it is there's a guy on the not 606 premier board whose spent the last six years telling everybody he is a clown. Now six years on everybody believes this despite trying in a Madonnaesque style to reverse this but has come across as an ageing spent whore who has had his day.

 

Not quite sure to whom you are referring, Mr Marks, but if you are referring to Pixie, I do need to correct you on that. I don't recall Pix ever calling himself a clown. It was the old HIAG who persistently referred to him as a clown; and you may even remember that the old HIAG creating many amusing photoshopped pictures of how Pix might look in his full clown-makeup.

I wish to point out that new HIAG wishes to distance himself from those antics. Whether or not Pix is a clown ought not to impinge on his right to express his opinion on footy matter, on this forum.

 

I know that cut you deeply gimp...you'll always be the forums clown and the new gimp old gimp circus you've devised just serves to prove how hopeless you've become.

Don't thank me.

 

Former Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard is destined to become the manager at Anfield in the future, says ex-Reds midfielder Xabi Alonso. (Liverpool Echo)



Slippy-G looked at what King Kenny did and thought to himself, "I could do with some that! Let me forever taint my legendary status by forcing the club that I purport to love to sack me for failing to match the delusional expectations of its ever increasingly fickle fan-base!"

Have a word with yourself, Stevie!

 

Yeah, that'll be the Kenny Dalglish who won more league titles as manager than Spurs have since they were formed.



The delusion is all yours feller.

 

Okay, I'm game... let's test this.

Here's a little quiz for you.

Q1. When did the King win the Prem title for 'Pool?

A. Never
B. Never
C. Never

Q2. What was the highest position in the Prem 'Pool finished under the King?
A. Top 4
B. Top 7
C. 8th

Q3. What happened to the King at 'Pool?

A. He was allowed to retire with his dignity intact
B. He resigned with his dignity intact
C. He was sacked by the club in May 2012 with his dignity in tatters


HINT: I've rigged this quiz so that you will get at least one of the questions right.

 

You are right, ignore Hiag, Stevie G for your next gaffer

 

So.......Spurs have won the sum total of 1 FA Cup and 2 League Cups in their entire history because football wasn't invented until the Prem was formed.

 

Tsk tsk let them dream FSG Rip Van Spudlets.

 

Everton have the chance to overtake Liverpool as the biggest club in the city according to ex-Reds striker Stan Collymore. (Daily Star)

Ouch!

 

If they manage to do it good for them.

 

How would you feel about replacing Anfield, FSG? Non-starter or eventual necessity?

 

They promised us a complete refurb of the ground instead of choosing a new build but haven't kept their word(****s), if you mean buying the naming rights and as things stand, it won't happen because they're so mean they wake up at night in case they lose any sleep!

 

Reminds me of someone who won't sleep at night due to posting early AM rants.

 

Wonder who that might be.

 

Not saying
But he looks like this

 

Bit of a blow for Liverpool losing Lallana for a few weeks?