The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

No ****ing way is this a red card! If it is, then they might as well make football a non contact sport!...

 

^^^^^^^ awful awful challenge. Minimum 6 game ban imo.

The commentator is clearly a spud fan, you can tell, he's got that Enfield accent

 

It already is a non contact sport mate. Watered down football for watered down fans.

 

Yep, I can see it now...

' I say old chap, would you like to have a kick of the football?' 'No, No, please, after you old boy!.'

 

Reminds me of the old B&W Harry Enfield clip lol

 

Even a broken clock is right twice a day mate

 

Barcelona and Juventus are interested in Liverpool midfielder Adam Lallana, 28, and face competition from Paris St-Germain. (Times - subscription based)

This will be because Levy told Barca to "do one" over their attempts to tap-up Rose and Walker.

I reckon Lallana could do well on Barca's bench.

 

When I say 'do one' what really mean is, he'll sell to the highest bidder. Because ultimately Levy is a shyster who always sells out.

 

Pixie, you really are the saddest poster on this board, after Skiddy and Bambi.

 

Mate you double bluffing us, we all know you are Piskie in disguise

 

WTF

Everybody knows, that Pixie, and his merry band of seggies, could never pull off, a master stroke of wummery, as I have, with, the A87 account.

 

**** off you imposter

 

That, is rich, coming, from you

Do, you really think, that, anybody is convinced, that, you are really, as you claim, to be, A87 ? When in fact, it is clear, that I, have been, wumming you gooners, for years, with my brilliant, wum mastery, as A87 ?

 

**** off you Spud loving scumbag

 

It isn't a master stroke of wummery. Pretending to be someone else is pathetic.

You'd never catch me pulling a stunt like that.

 

G4E, your impersonation of me as A87 is diabolical! I was never obnoxious for the sake of being obnoxious. There was a subtlety to my vulgarity that is lacking in your poor imitation. Sorry.

 

Pissoff Piskie, grow up.

 

It's me, Bruv! The real HIAG, not that rank (some would say ****) amateur!

 

Plus if it was really A87, he would have threatened to have stabbed me by now.

 

easy Hiag, some ****s wearing my shirt today too. I know its not Fosse because the replies have been short and snappy.