Prediction League THE ALL NEW HEADLINE PREDICTION THREAD OF DOOM

Tired of waiting a whole season to see if you've won boring Nev's boring prediction league?

Fed up of being cheated out of winning sleazy Sebb's corrupt headline game?

Frustrated by the lack of opportunities to demonstrate your football know-how AND your creative writing skills?

If so, then this is the game for you!


Let's face it, anyone can throw some scores together and call it a prediction. And anyone can write a headline AFTER the event. But do you have the knowledge, foresight, creativity and skills to write an accurate, fun and eye-catching headline BEFORE the game?

The ALL NEW HEADLINE PREDICTION GAME OF DOOM is your chance to prove yourself, in a competition you might actually get to WIN! That's right, regular winners, but without the corruption or cheating.

The rules :

1. Only ONE official entry is allowed per player. Multiple entries from individual users will be tolerated. Note Gerrez, Kloppezinho, Flanninho and Jerry all count as ONE user..

2. Official entries must be made in BOLD AND CAPITALS <<<like that.

3. All entries must be made AT LEAST 1 HOUR BEFORE MATCH KICK-OFF.

4. Entries will be judged on both their accuracy and creativity, with extra merit awarded for fun and pi$$-taking.

5. Winners will be announced the day after match day. Impatient chasing up of the highly skilled Gamesmaster will not be tolerated.

6. The impartial and totally honest Gamesmaster will maintain the highest standards of integrity and justice throughout the judging process. Any attempts to bribe, blackmail or discredit the Gamesmaster will not be tolerated.

7. The Gamesmaster's decision is final. Any crying, beeling, or dummy spitting will not be tolerated.


First up, it's Toon vs. Klopps!

So get your predictive thinking caps on. May the best HEADLINE PREDICTION win!

It could be you!

 

Gaesmaster is that LGBT speak?

 

Look as the first ever entrant I'll let you off this once, but next time please read the rules and use BOLD CAPITALS

 

EMBRACE THE HORROR

 

THIEVING SCOUSERS STEAL 3 POINTS WHILE MAGPIES LOOK THE OTHER WAY.

 

Time to klop another load of ****e

 

FLORIAN'S NIGHT IN GALE - CRIMEA OF THE CENTURY AS MAGPIES STEAL POINTS

 

Oooh, going out on a limb. I like it! Excellent creativity points potential.


Only about 1/20,000,000,000 chance of it being accurate mind.

 

I might have overdone it by trying to predict the result, winning goalscorer and the weather all in one go!

 

Two questions though.......

1. Is Amy the bird in Chaos' pic?
2. What will she be using in her attempts to bribe and blackmail us?

(if the answer to number one was a yes then I am hoping the answer to number two will be particularly depraved sexual favours)

 

Amy?

 

I disagree there's absolutely no chance

 

Yes - Amy!

 

Nev what are you going on about?

 

You promised that amy will attempt to bribe or blackmail - that's the only reason I entered!!

 

Only one valid entry so far.

#readtherules

 

Mine

 

So is that mine as the only one in bold and capitals that hasn't tried to enter twice?

 

One of mine isn't in capitals so its mine

 

But you've also already admitted to entering Amy.