So a dishevelled welsh woman with a forked stick is going to charge towards Claude.....she's likely to get tasered!
Running. Running??!! Don't be silly woman! The card was posted yesterday. I put my e-mail address in it in the hope that someone will let me know that it's arrived/been passed to Claude. I'll keep you all informed
I was going to like this post but as you would be dead I thought I'd better not! If it was me I would have stopped at the first cafe for a refreshing cup of tea and a cake and never got any further.
Bit worried about your bloodthirstiness towards me today, Fran. You not only want me to kill myself by trying to be a long-distance runner but you'd also enjoy seeing me being tasered. Think I need a bodyguard...
All good Well done Helen If we hear nothing in the next couple of days then I suggest we all email supporters relations en masse!
There's not a lot on the telly on the IOW. Satellite hasn't got there yet. Finding engineers with the correct numbers of fingers and opposable thumbs is proving a challenge. Just be nice to her, bless.
I'll have you know that there is a perfectly good TV receiver/transmitter on the Island - Rowridge, not to mention the mast at Chillerton. We don't need a satellite, as we just stand on each others shoulders and the man at the top directs the Sky dish. Now if we can crack this need for electricity, and no-one worries about the extra digits (they come in very handy - excuse the pun) we'll be able to run headlong into the 20th Century (now everyone else is in the 21st century). High sixes all round? Typing is surprisingly easy with more than four fingers - who needs opposable thumbs, anyway?
Finding intelligent life is a problem. Blue writing. I can say that because I grew up there before it became a ghetto. I blame the influx of selebrites from Lunon. More blue writing.
OSS, I think you and I are the problem - we've both jumped ship off the Island, thus depleting an already shallow gene pool (I haven't jumped quite as far as you - I'm still in Hampshire, but only just)
OK Helen .... I take it that there is no response from our Claude. Now then, conspiracy theorists, what's happening? Claude is being held by Theresa May as a Brexit bargaining chip is my theory.