terry

Anybody watching the chelsea game ? john terry another what happened next clip . funny old game

 

No.

 

I once saw a toad eat a goose

 

My mate once goosed a toad she was from Barrow.

 

If it was a cane toad and the goose licked it, it would be hallucinating more than monty on harpic.

 

Barrow. Barrow. Barrow

Wheel Barrow.

The word has lost all meaning.

 

The Stooey anthem.

 

willy bum bum, comms my bum chum
willy bum bum,, cum in comms bum
willy bum bum,now hes in the jist and now enjoys a fist
willy bum bum , comm now pushes back
willy bum bum ,cos hes a sad drunken slack sack. yeah nice one commy cum comm...xx

 

Cool. Will you be my roadie?

 

I once worked with a lad from Barrow, his nickname was 'Ugly Keith' cos he was very, very ugly. Oddly enough, he was actually better looking than his wife and that just about sums up Barrow for me. Maybe he was the love child of your mate?

 

what happens on the poop deck stays on the poop deck, with half of tailand going through your port hole i have no use for a limp imp like you.

 

Divvy bell whiff.

 

My mate said he was shagging identical twins from barrow without the other one knowing I said how do you know which is which with out dropping a bollock he said easy the brother has a moustache.