Terrible Crime

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/22/cheat...ected-revenge-attack-by-jilted-lover-6798582/

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Cheat has been scrawled all over this white van in a suspected revenge attack by a jilted lover.
Nobody likes finding out their partner may have been unfaithful, but not even a cheater deserves to have criminal damage done to their property.
Stunned dog walker Colin Stevenson shared these shocking photographs of a vandalised vehicle, which also had insults like ‘loser’ – and somethings a little too naughty to publish sprayed on it.
Stevenson spotted the van suring his Sunday morning stroll with his 17-month-old dog Snook, in Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire.


This is truly awful, look how they used upper and lower case letters in the word 'cheat'. I think for once Tobeworm may be right and our educational institutions have a lot to answer for.

 

Kev and Gove Ranger nailing the final nails into the G C coffin.



This is worse than the cow on the roof abortion

 

@GroveRanger

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What is the point of this thread? Couldn't you just post a link to the Metro every day instead?

 

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A **** job really, who is going to see that?

When I was a postman in Hornsey, I delivered to the estate at the bottom of Ally Pally. One morning I climbed the stairs onto the landing of one of the more salubrious blocks, to find such slogans as "****ing slag, Where's my money ****? ****ing die you slag", etc painted all over the front of one of the flats. It stayed that way for about 2 months - proper job

And North Londoners of a certain vintage will remember the words "M KHAN IS BENT" painted in huge letters on the railway bridge over the North Circular Road near Friern Barnet. That stayed up there for ****ing years, and whoever M Khan was, somebody must have ****ing hated him, because they had to risk life and limb to get those words onto that bridge. Again, a proper job, done to a high standard.

 

Thinks David Baddiel stand up routines from the 90s is his own memory.

 

I've never seen a David Baddiel stand up routine so I wouldn't know.

I drove under that bridge a 1000 times though.

 

I was in a wine bar in Soho in the late 80s and there were two gentleman standing at the bar, one tall dopey looking the other a short cocky little chap.
They were trying to pull a couple of birds .

The barmaid walked through the hatch to clollect some glasses and unbeknown to the smaller guy ,he attempted to lean on the wooden counter but went straight through and landed on the floor.

The funniest thing was the tall one didn't even notice .

 

I think I was there that night.




Nevertheless, it will take a better anecdote than that to breath new life into this ****ing morgue, I'm afraid.

 

I will never attempt to return a parrot again since the previous bad experience I had.
I'll tell you all about it sometime.

 

One night I was standing at the bus stop waiting to catch the bus home. Suddenly this ****ty old car drove by and shouted, "bus ****ers" at us all at the bus stop.




Not really sure if I've got the hang of this yet. Apologies in advance, guise

 

Indeed they were, the wee ****s looked like they could still have been in school. No respect, these ****ers.

 

Ooooooftt

 

Mrs T reckoned that anyone waiting for a bus was a loser.