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Tequila...

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  1. Null

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    mocking Pud!!!


    Why the **** do I do shots of tequila?

    Was our last night for my mates birthday and I persisted with the stupid ****in notion - "Do you know what would go with this beer/bourbon/shot of tequila...a nice shot of tequila!"


    **** knows how many I had but I am ****ed beyond belief. Was drinking it from 8pm till club cHucking out time and then back at my amtes till 5!!!!

    Why do we do stupid things when we go out drinking?

    Hows everyone else this afternoon?
     
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  2. DCooper7

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    Nae luck i love tequila at the time but im always ****ing reekin the next day.

    Got a Burns night round our gaff tonight and also have so Sambuka <yikes> it could get Lionel.
     
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    Sambuca's another one...

    As you say, love it at the time but it ****s ye the next day!
     
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    Just how minging are you ? could you face a drink now <laugh> I bet you even smell of tequila
     
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    <laugh>


    To be fair coops I am ****ed but I coudl murder a straightner... a hairy dug woudl probably sort me out but ay, all I can smell and taste is tequila.


    Just had a pint of water n it gave me teh boak!!!!!


    Last time I was this bad was after me n m y mate doen all his duty free Cypriot Ouzo!!! You drink water teh next day n it dilutes it and you're wrecked again!
     
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    <laugh> reminds me off the time me and the Mrs were in Mexico,we sampled some tequila during the fortnight and it was no bad.

    Anyway we met this couple from ****ing Redcar of all places,pair of total nut jobs.The boy had an idea that me and him get on the tequila at ****ing 12.30 in the afternoon.Big ****ing mistake,i was rubber and started slagging off these yanks.Telling them they were all ****e bags and shat it during the war <doh>

    My Mrs and his Mrs joined in and got even worse than us.We were going home the next day and at the airport my Mrs walked past this bar,smelt tequila and spewed her ring in the departure lounge floor,red neck.I had to go find a janny in the airport as her sick was honking.
     
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    <laugh>

    On honeymoon, I got into a drinking competition with two russian guys - ****ing massive guys - big square heids n shoulders!!!


    Anyway, we started on straight Vodka n then I challenged them to move onto whisky...


    Woke up the next day by the wife at 6am - we were going on a day trip out to Che Gevera's grave - 4 hours away by bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nearly got divorced on honeymoon - I was a right ****!!! <laugh>
     
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    I forgot you went to Cuba.I was there for my honeymoon as well.Cayo Guillermo by Cayo Coco.Love to go back,great people.
     
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    Totally ... got on magic with the people.


    The main barman was a great guy - sat with him bevvying (he was having a few fly yins) adn had great crack - talking football (as usual) ... at the end, went to tip him serving me drinks and he refused! Great guy, gave him my auld mbile phone at the end of the two weeks - he nearly creamed hsi knickers...

    Want to go back as well, but it's a lot of casho ...
     
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    I know i gave some of the guys in the bar and restaurant money,tee shirts,sun glasses even toothpaste and they were all going bananas.The poor ****s are all skint,i gave one guy 20 dollars and i had to write him a letter so he could take it out the hotel as they all get searched and if he got found with it he would have been thrown in jail <yikes>
     
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    Yeah, they're totally brassic...


    It's ****e as they are generally great folk but got dealt a ****e hand!

    We left the room maids razors, toothpaste etc as well and they were over the moon - just shows ye what we have n take for granted...






    ****, getting too sentamental!!!!!!!!!! <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> i know,im offski down the bookies for a recession coupon,£20 4 team accie.Catch you later <ok>
     
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    Laters <ok>
     
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    Did you used to be called Null, @pineappleupsidedown ?
     
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    Mons Russian cousins
     
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    I reset my account when I tried to stay off here when I started a new job ...

    Removed username and password ...

    Lasted 2 months !!
     
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