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Sunderland Poser

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Fork Handles, Apr 5, 2017.

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  1. Fork Handles

    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    Serious question: Assume you are a Sunderland fan and they are definitely down this year. Do you want Newcastle to come up or stay down?
     
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    Fork Handles, Apr 5, 2017
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Sorry, you completely lost me at imagining being a Sunderland fan.

    Anyway I thought from the title that it was a thread about Albert showing off his mustard chinos.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 5, 2017
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I can't imagine any Sunderland fan would want us to win promotion......that said, if we were in the Championship next season along with us they'd see us a direct threat to the title.

    So that's a definite 'don't know' from me <laugh>
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Hang on a minute I'll just finish shagging me sister, wipe me knob on the curtains and then look it up ya mag bastard.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 5, 2017
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 5, 2017
  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    OK. Well once you've finished could you please pretend to be a mackem and then answer the question. Thanks Jim. <ok>
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Hang on! This is one of those tricks isn't it!

    I just imagined I were a mackem and then I couldn't read the question.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 5, 2017
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    That's a tough one because I've got teeth, 5 digits on each hand and have seen my team score a goal in the last 2 months.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Stay down.



    Please please stay down.
     
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  11. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Curtains?? You posh bastard!!!
     
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  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    What's Albert doing down there?
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 5, 2017
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  13. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    You are from Newcastle, it shows
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Another epic fail Mr Ballbag, I'm not from Newcastle.
     
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  15. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    In which case I apologise to everyone from Newcastle for even suggesting they could be compared to someone like you , I am sure it comes as a relief to them to, which gutter were you born in ?
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 8, 2017
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    <laugh>
    Maybe you two are long lost twins
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 8, 2017
  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    ****ing hell Obi that is below the belt. An ankle biter. Lower than a snakes belly.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 8, 2017
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Ok, ok, sorry fredor.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 8, 2017
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    There are similarities, his face and my ballbag.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 8, 2017
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