Lost my shoes in Shine nightclub in Belfast (absolutely no idea how) then walked 4 miles home barefoot at about 3am.
Av lost count of the stupit **** av done when pissed. I don't remember most of them. I get a flashback when summat prods my memory. Swimming in the Tay in December and balcony surfing in high rise hotels is but naught of it. Oh, aye, in ma teens I went through a phase of lobbing pint glasses over ma shoulder after sinking them in a one. How ah never got ma **** kicked in ah'll never know.
True story....believe it or not, or just **** off. As a young'un, i discovered my xmas prezzie, in me ma's bedroom.....**** santa wasn't even humping her.. Me BMX bike...topper. Took it out...got to the top of the stair...Evil ****ing Knievel....**** im... Straight down the stairs... One problem... That ****ing big door... Topper, a week in hospital, and then the eye infirmary..... Be warned kids, don't try this at home.
One my old bosses not current placesent me to chemist once with a note for a packet of condoms i came back with them everyone in stitches
