Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Not overly so.

Muslim friend of mine is very camp.

 

The general public. ****ing hate them.

I sorted a letter drop to our 'neighbours' as next week we start some pretty heavy duty piling and by **** it'll be noisy for a week or so.

Had to put my mobile number on it as point of contact and Mrs Irate is calling me demanding compensation or she'll sue me. **** off, do your ****ing best you old crow.

What do these people want, a derelict old industrial estate blighting the local landscape or a huge shiny new development with affordable homes, riverside flats, Next, DFS and Frankie and ****ing Benny's?

 

Sort her our with a free dinner at Frankie and Benny's that should kill her off.

 

Another pet hate of mine ... dirty, disgusting fcukers who leave the ****pans at work clarted up with their splattery excrement ... there's a fookin' bog brush by the side of each loo .. have the common decency to use it to clean up your own mess, you cnuts ... we have female loo cleaners ... gotta feel really sorry for them.

 

Fosse has reminded me of another pet hate.

Blokes who don't wash their hands after taking a piss at the Urinal. Then they get offended when they put their hand out to shake and the likes of me refuse because i recall seeing the filthy **** in the bogs a few hours earlier. Then they get red faced, then people turn around to me and say 'that wasn't nice' then i have to tell them its not nice to be playing with your cheesy dick at the urinals then reaching your hand out to mine, i don't care that you was in the bogs 4 hours ago, that's what i saw you doing..eugh...**** off. (real life example)

 

Cricket can **** off too.

 

Lads in the gym who's workout routine looks like this...

Bench press then phone press x 3

DB Curls then phone press x 3

Look at hair in mirror

Stand at squat rack for 10 minutes wondering what it does, whilst doing shrugs with 10kg plates

Whatsapp group and facebook gym check-in

2 pull ups

Flex

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Damn! My biggest hate as well.

Wtf is wrong with people?!!!!!!!!

Wash your ****ing hands for God's sake. Just takes a few seconds!

 

If someone's had a **** then yeah, 100%.

I must confess though, I don't always feel the need to wash my hands after touching my own ****ing dick.

It's not as if I touched yours ffs.

 

I asume you touch the door handle on the way out

 

What handle? Depends where I am.

I usually walk up to a piss stone, unzip and have a slash hands free. Why do I need to touch anything?

 

Kudos. I have to shake my dick free of the last few drops which means I have to wash my hands.

The fact that you can swing your dick hands free around the bog without slapping some blokes face and free those last few drops and then get your tackle back inside without touching it?

There's a circus act if ever I saw one.

 

Canary Wharf.

Biggest bunch of pretentious ****ers ever. Walked past the Slug and Lettuce on Thursday evening right by the main tower and I couldn't believe what I witnessed. Bunch of absolute pretentious cock sucking ****ers.

 

He sits down to piss

 

So that camera i found in my bathroom belongs to Donk.

Still got to give it the shake.

 

Manufactured pop bands that believe they're talented.

I'd shoot them in the head given half a chance.

 

Petrol stations that run out of petrol

 

It's my dick, it's not dirty.

Speak for yourself man, **** knows what yours is like if you have to wash every time you touch it.

 

Word of advice lads, don't shake hands with anyone. Ever.

It is very naive if you think all blokes wash their hands every time they touch their cock.

They don't

 

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The more drinks I've had the less likely I am to wash my hands.