Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Starbucks or Costa... Where the **** do you get your hipsters from dude?... a real hipster will find an independent coffee shop that lets him take his shoes off and drink his coffee out of a watering can, and eating his ultra-vegan fresh air nopanini with an adapted socket set.

 

When there's a glimpse of the sun out the middle of the clouds and every chav in town gets their starving chest out, takes their stupid little Staffy out with them and walks about with his hand on his cock like that's what every woman dreams about.

7 stone wet through and more cheap tat than a B&M distribution depot, 10 Lambert and Butler and a smile that looks like an advert for Cathedral City.

I'd love just one time, a swift punt to the staffy's skull followed by a two footer straight through the face of it's rizzla-thin owner.

 

First World problem, right there ^

 

One just walked past here not five minutes ago.

Well, through Asda (quelle surprise!) car park, which I can see from my window.

Milk bottle white too. For now. Be bright red later on this evening.

 

But you do admit it is a problem though?

 

Leave the dog out of it. I had staffies as a kid and they are wonderful dogs. Not their fault that chavs abuse them and make them into dangerous status symbols.

 

Socks and sandals are bad, it was the 90's fashion choice of the German pensioner, together with a thong and a bum-bag, but wearing trousers around the knees has to be the most retarded fashion ever, especially when they haven't learned to wipe their arse properly.

 

By default, my statement makes them already bad dogs after being 'brainwashed' to be as thick as their owners, so they go hand in hand with each other on the boot in the mouth scale. There are nice ones around too, I acknowledge that, but rarely are they found hanging off the end of a chav.

 

@$&*(&%$$%^&*....Hate flaky pastry #^**&%$&

 

Overtly camp gay men.

Wtf?

 

Any dog turns into a **** at the hands of a chav.

Staffies are brilliant pets and are wonderful with kids. I grew up with one, the soundest dog in the world.

 

Cockneys?

 

1. Lists
b. Hypocracy
3. Inconsitency

 

Spelling?

 

Pedanticism?

Got in before you @The Serious Guy

 

I'm a firm believer in flexible spelling. As a student of historie in a previous life, I've encountered thousands of varities of spellings of thousands of words. A man (or indeed a woman) should not be judged on the make up of his/her words, but in the content of their meaning. It was a low blow on the development of our society when we confined ourselves to narrow and rigid interpretations of the alphabetical make up of words. It can only lead to conflict. How soon until the formerly great empires of Britain and America end up at war over whether the spelling of colour contains a u or not, and whether or not z is an acceptable letter to use in place of an s?

4. bollocks
f. history

 

Good to see there's a spelling warrior out there challenging the norms, protocols and traditionalities of society.

Kudos

In the meantime, try auto-correct

 

I don't doubt yours was a great dog and from that I can deduce you're not a chav.

I'm not suggesting all of them are **** dogs dude, although if one come towards my daughter off it's leash I wouldn't take any chances.

 

I'm not suggesting you should, only that the staffie stereotype is completely wrong.

The owner's treatment reflects the dog's behaviour rather than the dog's parents.

 

Absolutely.