Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Sounds a good swap

 

So Bod's at home watching a bit of porn. Something occurs on screen that he finds particularly erotic and his thoughts turn to ****ing his inflatable sheep.

What do you think turned him from interested spectator to active participant?

 

There's a crucial word missing from the above.

It begins with T.

 

A lack of actual clout is my guess.

I remember a lad in the year above us at school, and his mates went round to call for him one Summers afternoon. His Ma answered and let them in saying to go up as he was in the bedroom.........they opened the door to find his Labrador licking gravy powder off his cock.

It won't come as a great surprise to learn that his nickname from then on was Bisto

 

I really don't need to know your surname son.

 

You should if you're my dad!

 

The difference between whiskey and rum is when you get a good bottle of whiskey it's good , when you get a bad bottle of whiskey it's not good .
But when you get a good bottle of rum , it's good , but when you get a bad bottle of rum ... it's still pretty good .

 

Thank you Charles Kinlock

 

Hmm don't think I had any bastards.

 

Advances in plastic technologies ....

 

Do you know what the difference between Vodka and Gin is? .. answer is... virtually zilch ... Gin is really just Vodka with Juniper berries added ...and that's a fact folks

 

Have they incorporated chopped liver into plastics?

 

Not that I know of .. but they have apparently produced compounds that can now accommodate even the smallest of willies in any prescribed animal simulacrum of choice (allegedly)

 

So it's the juniper berries that send women all emotional and ****?

 

Even 13mm clitorises?

 

Nah ... that's generally their blokes ...

 

Fcuk off they are my Juniper berries.

 

I've got 5 inches , but some girls like it that wide .

 

Thats quite wide for a clitoris Dufus, are you related to Bell?