Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

I'm not a big fan of farting, I must admit.

If it's someone I know well then fine, I will hear their fart and laugh and also fart freely (if not loudly) myself, but I can't accept a stranger's fart in my vicinity.

Blokes who fart at urinals in a bog can **** off. I just don't find some bloke I've never met farting funny. And if he then leaves without washing his hands......

 

That's the key component Chief!

 

... like a sheep? ...

Note to self: Don't ever go round to Bopes for a takeaway ...

 

Nowt wrong with farting in a toilet Rum, its the polite thing to do rather than drop it at the table in a restaurant.

 

When I came down yours for a few days an we went out for beers pretty much every pub we went in people would start talking to me at the urinal and promptly fart loudly. Still found it funny.

Have to say I'm not a fan of people farting in a pub near me. They're always silent Ines and people then start glaring at each other tryin to figure out who produced the vile smell invading everyone's nostrils.

 

You know my favourite ever football player?
Demba BAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

I really hope you never live this down on here Bod, you filthy bastard.

 

Yeah, the caveman are like that in those parts.

We went on the kids rugby tour in May and stayed at one of these Haven places. At the nippers presentation on the Sunday evening we were all out on the patio, outdoors, and the coaches were doing their thing and I dropped what I thought would be an innocuous little bomb. Twas utterly vile, **** knows what has caused it, some Somerset ale or other probably, and it didn't go unnoticed.

There was this parent feeding her baby a bit behind me and I just kept looking at her, the inference being it was a ****ty nappy.

I found that funny, I must admit, but I wouldn't like being the victim.

 

Chinese is my least fav takeaway. Indian my fav.

 

I can't eat curry anymore. Or any spicy food for that matter. Otherwise I am the one dropping vile smells in places, for at lest two days after the event added to mental stomach cramps. I miss curry. Got some amazing curry houses round here. Added to that my local boozer is owned by a Sikh family and they do Indian mixed grills which are amazing and either chicken or lamb curry. No fancy names for the curries they're just authentic home style curries.

If I go to a curry restaurant I ask for the curry the staff have. Usually called a handi round here. It's fabulous.

 

I think I might have been there ... the mother whispered to the baby "Time to move kiddo ... before that dirty fcuker with the piss stained jeans ****s all over us ... "

 

I eat curry at least twice a week lucky not to have the same problems as you.

 

No, you definitely weren't there.

 

I love Chinese food , what I can't do on a BBQ ...I can do in a wok . My Deep Fried Garlic ribs are famous among family and friends ...as is my homemade Irish Crème . . No take out for seabreeze , and I actually enjoy making Chinese food .

 

Can't beat a good fart. Good for the soul.

 

Do you wash your jeans after every fart?

 

Yes.

 

Weirdo.

 

Blokes dropping their guts and then thinking they're due some form of admiration just get a scowl from me.

Pardon me if I don't find inhaling microscopic portions of the rancid ****e that's rotting up your fat arse, a pleasant experience, you scruffy ****